Missing Chips
"Damn it Asterius if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times! THOSE WERE MY CHIPS." "Well who's the one that ALWAYS leaves 'em unattended?!!" "I shouldn't have to stand guard over a damn bag of chips just to keep you from getting your hands on them! Come on!" "HMPH. Maybe you could keep it in your room or something! The kitchen is for everyone!" "We never agreed on that! You could at least have asked!" "OK! CAN I EAT YOUR CHIPS? THERE." "WELL YEAH FINE YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN CHIPS. WAS THAT SO HARD?" "SADLY YES" "YOU POOR BASTARD. ANYWAY, ASK NEXT TIME."