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IN MY DAYDREAM IT'S the summer of 1986 and hey! - there's me, a 16 year old gay half-black/half-korean midget (BUT ALL MAN!!) kid living in Queens with my adoptive parents. I'm the (gay/midget) second coming of Jesus Urkel Jordan, but please don't tell me because I know that much already. You can call me Christian though if you want. I'm on my way to take a piss on Roy Lichtenstein's childhood home in Manhattan, but I'm going to shoot some hoops and kick Patrick Ewing in his ball-sac beforehand. I'm chewing AWESOME bubblegum (because I'm awesome) and I got a pint of gin hidden in my zubaz pants.I've got brand new hi-tops and my hair stacked higher than that goofball in kid n play. Some dumb chick called me hideous (I guess she thought she was being clever) but it doesn't bother me because I'm totally biased. [keywords:Competition 2009/2]

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