The Youth And Beauty Brigade
We're calling all bedwetters and ambulance chasers Poor picker-pockets, bring them in Come join the Youth and Beauty Brigade We're lining up the light-loafere'd And the bored bench warmers Castaways and cutouts, fill it up Come join the Youth and Beauty Brigade Nothing will stand in our way I figured I had paid my debt to society By paying my overdue fines At the Multnoma County Library At the library they said, "Son, go join up Go join the Youth and Beauty Brigade" Nothing will stand in our way