Ace13
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if you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. if you give him a glass of milk, he'll want some more. if you give him more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood. if he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. if he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers. if he makes some followers, they will need to feed. if they feed too much, the national guard will be called out. if the nation guard is called out, they too will become followers for the vampires. if the national guard fails, the president will call in a nuclear strike. if a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die, America will become a nuclear wasteland. with no one to keep the nukes in check every crackpot nation will launch their own. eventually the earth will be destroyed. And that's why i had to kill daddy...he was giving a mouse a cookie.
