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BECAUSE I CAN. I will give y'all a recipe for yummy popcorn chicken. YOU WILL NEED: Skinless, boneless, chicken(Preferably Tyson, breasts or tenderloins) An electric skillet OR a large pan with a lid and a stove. Morton's Nature's Seasoning Flour Garlic Olive Oil 1) Get a gallon-sized baggy and fill it with the flour, garlic, and Seasoning. You can use as much or little as you want; experiment. But a good rule is to have enough to cover the chicken. As you pour it in, though, there should be a good layer of flour and then the garlic and Seasonings should make mounds or thin layers. Seal the bag, making sure it's well secure, and shake up the breading until it's well mixed. 2) Cut the chicken into bite-sized chunks and put them in the bag. 3) Seal the bag, making sure it's secure again, and shake it up, coating the chicken with the breading. 4) Pour enough oil into the skillet or pan to cover the bottom of the skillet/pan. 5) Turn on the skillet/stove to it's medium warmth and warm the oil. 6) Move the breaded chicken from the bag to the skillet/pan, careful of tossing it into the warmed oil to avoid splash. 7) Mix the chicken around until the breading is all damp and more chicken-coloured than what it started as. 8 ) Put the lid on the skillet/pan and cook it for about 15-30 minutes, or until desirably crispy. Mix occasionally. You can remove little chunks of breading or pieces of chicken while waiting for larger pieces to cook and eat them after they cool for a little bit. Start cutting larger pieces of chicken in half to check the cookedness after about 15 minutes. When the big ones are no longer pink inside, turn off the skillet/pan or reduce to simmer and serve. -- Ms.Roboto: IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM Ms.Roboto: A PENIS WITHIN A VAGINA Ms.Roboto: GENITALCEPTION ---- Ms.Roboto: Well put on your adult pants and wipe the dried cereal from your face, you're about to do some literate roleplaying. -- Adicard: we also made him a gag from stuff he had laying around Adicard: and he bought himself a collar Adicard: and we made cuffs out of drawstrings from shorts and pants Ms.Roboto: You're like a bear grylls of Ms.Roboto: nathan Ms.Roboto: and Adicard: ..??? Ms.Roboto: sexy times Adicard: i dont drink pee D: Ms.Roboto: LOLS Ms.Roboto: I mean Ms.Roboto: you're very inventive Ms.Roboto: with things Ms.Roboto: lying around -- Adicard: HEY Adicard: I have a character named Mansex Ms.Roboto: YEAH Ms.Roboto: Whaaaaa Adicard: With a twin brother named Gaysex Ms.Roboto: Use them Ms.Roboto: Both of them Adicard: They engage in incest. Ms.Roboto: Yes Adicard: Twincest** Adicard: This is Mansex/Gaysex http://i53.tinypic.com/bdpjbo.png Ms.Roboto: Mancest Ms.Roboto: Beautiful ouo Adicard: I fucking know right? Adicard: .... But they don't have normal sex bits. Ms.Roboto: Pfft Ms.Roboto: Who needs normal sex anyway -- Ms.Roboto: Does mansex have any sort of special demon-ey powers? Other than the genitals thing. Adicard: xDDD Adicard: he's telekinetic Adicard: and can mess with fire and water and earth and wind Ms.Roboto: Ohohoho Ms.Roboto: That could be a problem, though. How could he ever be captured if he can control the elements? Adicard: magic collahs! Ms.Roboto: magic Ms.Roboto: goddamn Ms.Roboto: collars Ms.Roboto: It's like you're reading my miiinnnddd Ms.Roboto: So SOMEHOW Ms.Roboto: Mansex has been, like, knocked out or something Ms.Roboto: and this magic collar has been slipped on him Ms.Roboto: blessed by a wizard Ms.Roboto: peed on by a unicorn Ms.Roboto: buried in the woods for eight nights and danced on by pagans Ms.Roboto: Or something |D -- Adicard: gah you're so awesome Ms.Roboto blows on knuckles and wipes on shirt Ms.Roboto: Yeah Ms.Roboto: I'm pretty cool |D Ms.Roboto slips on sunglasses -- Adicard: :C i wish i could skateboard Adicard: or do parkour Ms.Roboto: ME too. Adicard: parkouuuuuur Adicard: heartheartheart Adicard: but i fear pain Adicard: and am fragile Adicard: and heavy Adicard: and lazy Ms.Roboto: Like a delicate flower Ms.Roboto: or a baby sloth Adicard: xDDD Ms.Roboto: or perhaps some sort of flower/sloth hybrid -- Adicard: http://cheezburger.com/View/5121942784 Ms.Roboto: |D Adicard: http://cheezburger.com/View/55080195 Adicard: http://cheezburger.com/View/39891203 Ms.Roboto: I AM TRYING TO WRITE HERE Ms.Roboto: |D Ms.Roboto: Stop distracting me with cats and boners and such
