Akusa
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Oh, did you expect to see a long wall of text, a copy-paste of convos I found were funny? WELL NO. >:C Okok, maybe a couple. ----Akusa.: I think I really failed today's exam. -.- Shin: how long did u study yesterday? Akusa.: 9 FUCKING HOURS. Shin: im sure u passed Akusa.: LOL NO Akusa.: I mean I really didn't know what to do. H2Stickman entered this board. Akusa.: I'm gonna dance naked in the rain if I actually passed. Shin: -sob- thats gonna be me tomorrow H2Stickman: .... H2Stickman switched to the lobby. Shin: LOL Akusa.: ... Akusa.: WHOOPS LOL. --- This Tom doesn't like whistling. Asuka. whistles loudly. THIS.IS.TOM switched to the lobby. --- Mexico! Asuka. runs away, sobbing. Sebastianx3 gives map to the mexican boarder to asuka Asuka.: Noes. Asuka.: There are a lot of criminals there. Sebastianx3: pfft Asuka.: 9 friends... Asuka. sinks into depression Sebastianx3: what if you change your name to pablo and wear a mustash and be in one of those mexican bands Asuka.: How about Pedro? *eyes shine* Sebastianx3: oh see your getting close that dream Asuka.: Oh yus. Asuka.: Because if I join a mexican gang... Asuka.: I'll come back for you. Asuka.: And I shall sell you off as a hoe. Sebastianx3: D: Sebastianx3: i'll get my mafia of asians Asuka.: I'll call the russian mafia. Asuka.: Those bitches pwn. Sebastianx3: lol Asuka.: They like "Yo." Asuka.: You're Like "He--" Sebastianx3: oh yeah i'll get obama Asuka.: BANG! Asuka.: Obama. Sebastianx3: and the crips and bloods Asuka.: He's gonna fly away with his big ears. >:| He'll be scared shitless. Sebastianx3: pfft ----- Pussy fail. Asuka.: Those aren't men, they're pussies! Epic-drool: ok Asuka.: Big, soggy, wet pussies. TheSilentStone switched to the lobby. CJ: .... CJ: wait what Asuka.: .... o.o Asuka.: KNFAI! Asuka.: ... Ouch... That fail hurt. --- Ring on it Asuka.: You're not a virgin? Prince.: yes i am a virgin >n> Asuka.: XD Asuka.: GOOD. Asuka.: Then get a purity ring! Asuka.: If you wanan stay pureee~ Asuka.: < Asuka.: 3 Prince.: i already have one Asuka.: <3 Prince.: LOL Asuka.: Are you wearing it? Asuka.: If you wear it once, you have to keep it on. ary-chan: if you love then you shoda put a ring on it Asuka.: And keep the promise. ary-chan: -SHOT- --- Mom ? Prince.: eh my mom still taste like dentist Prince.: ... Prince.: mouth* --- My mom's hot ass. MyMomsHotAss entered this board. MyMomsHotAss entered, shaking about. --- Mother gets mad MOTHER entered this board. Akusa.: FUCKER Shin: lool? Akusa.: IT CANT BE OUTFOUGHT Akusa.: IT CANT BE OUTMATCHED Akusa.: IT CANT BE OUTRUN Akusa.: I missed something... MOTHER: go to your room Akusa.: Damn. --- YOU'RE DRUNK. mess-: eb mess-: e mess-: ew mess-: wvb mess-: wb Akusa: ... Akusa: I screencapped that. Js. ------ Dance Party! Yeast: -jumps in front of Baji- me.si: heey Bajingo: O_O Yeast: BUT CAN YOU DO /THIS/ -does the sprinkler- Yeast: YOU CANT Yeast: FIND Yeast: FUCKING Yeast: SWAG Yeast: LIKE Bajingo: /does the shopping cart Yeast: MINE Yeast: -cabbage patch- Bajingo: /card dealer Yeast: -disco- Bajingo: /worm Yeast: -soulja boi- Bajingo: /dougie Akusa.: /stop the traffic Akusa.: /let 'em through Yeast: -foams laughing- Bajingo: /stop the bus Bajingo: /let the passengers on me.si: /does the wiggle Yeast: -stops- Yeast: -drop and rolls- ---- Beautiful~ Yeast: Good morning beautiful~ Akusa.: LOL Akusa.: Stop talking to yourself, qurl Yeast: -flips her hair- Not much of a morning person are ya Yeast: got a little drool Yeast: over there Yeast: -touches her own face- MUWAHHAKJSBDGKSDGJSA OH STOP IT YOU ---- YO CAT. OasisSands: eyes slightly open! stare at your dog! Raptual: ohudmfdlssorry;; 'where you see 'that', hm? princess? was it a good battle?" L.Joe: i -sob- don't have a dog L.Joe: or well i could find a pomeranian online L.Joe: and stare at that OasisSands: who said dog, i said cat BO OasisSands: LOL himechan entered this board. Akusa.: LMFAO ----- Yeast entered this board. Yeast: NNNNNNNNNNO Yeast switched to the lobby. --- Dojobird6: from the dead she caaame You entered IMAGE RP: +18. Akusa.: That sounded wrong. Dojobird6: ROFLOL WAT Dojobird6: HOW Dojobird6: I dont even---and i usually-----nvmXD Akusa.: You're a perv, don't deny! Dojobird6: /guilty Dojobird6: but still! Dojobird6: not...came as in "come"but umh--asuuh..in..coming back..come....umh Dojobird6: like..not the sexual kind but---- /shuts up --- messy.wk entered this board. Dojobird6: GET A ROOM /SHOVE Dojobird6: HELLOO;; messy.wk: but i just git here messy.wk: D: messy.wk: Git here Shin: is that aya :O ? Bish-: Only when the ducks on the side walk cause traffic Akusa.: AYA Bish-: Ease your way to the fourth row and buy yourself some g-tips Akusa.: Aw come on, Bishie, you like her! Bish-: Maybe on the other side you'll get yourself a decent cell phone to prevent water slides from rusting Akusa.: >_> Bish, young lady, stop smart talking at me. Bish-: Theres a cash shop down the corner of Mazz Ave but they dont really sell the /coins/ know what I'm sayin? Bish-: I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about Akusa.: Me neither. Akusa.: Allow me to join this nonesensical convo. Akusa.: But, when the keyboard slides off the desk, it seems to pummel into the ground, sometimes causing it to lose pieces, depending on the actual /way/ it hits the floor. Bish-: If you poke a dish in the threat you'll find yourself some fun creative sewer guide Bajingo.: ... Akusa.: But it also allows you to annalise the state in which it is. Akusa.: Analyse* Bish-: Theres a certain way to rub Dennys eyebrows but you'd have to shoot a target in the middle of the stadiums 50th anniversary, know what I'm sayin? Bajingo.: AHAHKDLSF Bajingo.: denny's eyebrows and erogoness zone NatsukoChan entered this board. Bish-: But thats only if you WANT the new car set to be legally used up messy.: and I thought I had too much beer Akusa.: But also, Azane's attitude may be tamed by putting on a mask on its muzzle Akusa.: Preventing it from biting, LOL, you know? Akusa.: And accidents don't happen. Hubbu: Unless those who are provoked do not know their own strength Bish-: Theres only a few possible strategies to remember the name Ekos Akusa.: It's a proven fact that shufflers, do indeed, cause friction on the ground by moving their feet at a certain pace, depending on the music, giving an effect of "gliding" Bish-: The waterbenders in this bowl havent even dipped their feet in the tub Bish-: Theres no POSSIBLE WAY they can trap the geese in a shoe box now Akusa.: UNLESS of course, they were to lock the money inside of the wallet. Only then will the fire nation attack and summon the Avatar. Akusa.: Causing earthbenders to metalbend. Bish-: But of course if someone was to Bish-: capture a baby bat in a bath tub with a trash barrel then Bish-: someone can create gender bending Bish-: which will COMPLETELY change the whole idea of getting Shin a new daughter for her birthday Bish-: I mean we're already late Akusa.: Genderbending has been illegal for decades! The coward Baji has made it so. Bish-: -bangs on the table- DAMN IT BAJI Bish-: WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR CAGE Akusa.: It also deals with a great source of injustice, on account of the smut books do /not/ own their rights of speech. Akusa.: And they, in my opinion, are supposed to be entitled to their own opinion and freedom of speech. Bish-: You know what Bish-: that makes brilliant sense ---- Akusa.: Hus and I both got heads XD Spire-: What? Akusa.: ... Akusa.: UH Akusa.: I M-- NO NOT /THOSE/ KINDS OF HEADS Spire-: WHAT HAPPENED Akusa.: Like Akusa.: I MEAN Messy.: Jade : So his name is Felix.............that's all I know but I love him BC Akusa.: Gdi. Fab.: HAHA Fab.: HEAD Fab.: LOOOOL Fab.: HAHAHHAA Husband: LOL Husband: LOL Husband: LOOOOOOOOOOOL Husband: WE BOTH GOD HEADS Husband: DFGHDRFGTH Husband: GFHERTGWESRGTGJ Husband: GRHWERGWERGRET Akusa.: We both got head at the same time. =n= Husband: -dies- Spire-: LOLOLOL YOU GUYS. Akusa.: /puts cool glasses on Spire-: LMFAO. Husband: LOL Messy.: Oh my Husband: THAT SOUNDS EVEN WORSE Spire-: OLOLOLOLLOLOLOL Akusa.: I KNOW Akusa.: AHAHAHAH Husband: -dead- Akusa.: /laughing now --- Akusa.: THAT'S RACIST. Akusa.: /list ary-chan: >8C ary-chan: HOLY SHIT IT IS Dr.Paranoia: hgbtfhgbbtgc Dr.Paranoia: v Dr.Paranoia: hbg ary-chan: YOU BASTARD ary-chan: >8U ary-chan: AKUSA Dr.Paranoia: I HAVENT CAME UP WITH A NAME ary-chan: HOLD MAH EAR RANGS Akusa. HOLDS THEM >B( Dr.Paranoia: fine call it jack :U ary-chan: OH YEAH SON ary-chan: JACK ary-chan: >8U ary-chan: OH OH OH OH OH Akusa.: THAT'S EVEN MORE RACIST. ary-chan: I DUNNO WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS ary-chan: OH OH OH OH Dr.Paranoia: asdfghjkl; Akusa.: JACK THE BLACK? Akusa.: EH? EHHHHH? ary-chan: OHHHH ary-chan: SHIETTTT ary-chan: YOU BOUT TO GET BEAT Dr.Paranoia: ... ary-chan: >8C Dr.Paranoia: im already dead :U ary-chan: -calls GHOST BUSTERS- ary-chan: yeah ary-chan: yeah ary-chan: i got people ary-chan: B) ary-chan: what u gon du nao shawty Dr.Paranoia: im not a ghost :I Akusa.: LOL, okay, here, take your ear rings back. BC Akusa. gives them back ary-chan: i lied ; n ; ary-chan: i dont have earrangs --- Fable.: HUS Aku.: LOL Husband: FABLE Aku.: AKU Husband: DONKEY --- Dojobird6: Chronanga~ Dojobird6: Chrobakusa Dojobird6: Chrobakubijo? Dojobird6: Idibakubijo OTL ---- LAWD: Imma grow up to be a crazy cat lady. Akusa.: LMFAO Akusa.: NO Akusa.: Those always end up alone. >:C LAWD: LMFAO LAWD: BUT WHAT IF I'M NOT MARRIED BY THE AGE OF 50? Akusa.: No Akusa.: That's me. Akusa.: XD LAWD: Yo. LAWD: It's okay. LAWD: We'll just marry eachother. LAWD: And we can be crazy cat ladies together. BUT WE WON'T BE ALONE CUZ WE GOT EACHOTHER. HAKUNA MATATA. LAWD: I swear I'm not hight. LAWD: High* ---- Fabu pushes spire at Shin's cousin Fabu: make ze unce unce --- Jx-47 entered this board. Jx-47: HUYAH Jx-47: GUUUAAAAGHUYUHUH Jx-47: OOAAAHHHGUYUYUUUAAAAMMHU Jx-47: -rubs face on Al's abs- GGGHHHYAUHUH Jx-47: HRRRRRNGGNNHHHAAAAAGHHH Jx-47: HERNG Jx-47: -grope- Jx-47 switched to the lobby. Akusa.: She's 5'3? Bish: SALLY I CAN SEE YOU Bish: IM NOT THE GIRL I ONCE USED TO BE Akusa.: ... Bish: I'VE GROWN OUT OF MY OWN YEARS Bish: BUT MY HEART IT HASNT CHAAAAAAAAAANGED--I'm sorry Akusa.: ... Yes or no would have been great. Akusa.: I'm sleepy Shin.: D: Garry.: Me too Akusa.: I should head to bed guys :C Shin.: aw ok Garry.: -- shit Shin.: nini Dojobird6: oah Akusa.: LET'S GO /wraps arm around Garry Garry. signed out. Akusa.: THE LOVE WE HAD Akusa.: THE LOVE WE HAD Akusa.: WE HAD TO LET IT GOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO~ Kimie: WAS OH SO GOOOOOOOOOD Kimie: TO SLOOOW Akusa.: GDI KIMIE HAHAHAHA Kimie: TOOO SLOOOOOW OasisSands: i'd make a stop sign joke but....nawh OTL Kimie: WHOAHAOHAAAAAAAAAAHOOO glitchichi entered this board. Akusa.: CRASH CRASH BUUURNNNNN Akusa.: LET IT ALL BURN glitchichi switched to the lobby. Kimie: BURN CRASH DIE Akusa.: ..... Akusa.: OOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOAAAHH Kimie: WE WILL ALL DIE Kimie: OOOOAH Akusa.: THIS HURRICANE Kimie: IS GIVING ME WIND Akusa.: THIS HURRICANE OasisSands: 8 I... Kimie: IS MAKING ME FART Akusa.: THIS HURRICANE Hova entered this board. Kimie: ROUND AND ROUND Kimie: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OasisSands: -facepalm- Akusa.: DO YOU REALLY WANT Kimie: ME BABY Akusa.: DO YOU REALLY WANT ME Kimie: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Kimie: WOAOHAOHA Akusa.: DO YOU REALLY WANT ME DEAD OR ALIVE Akusa.: TO TORTURE FOR MY SINS Shin.: SHUTUP Shin.: GOSH Kimie: COS IMSTUCK IN THE 80s Shin. flips aku Akusa.: Oooor aliveee to live a LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Shin: am i the only one that sticks there hands under there moms armpits Shin: i do that sometimes Shin: LOL mr.pantsuu: yes mr.pantsuu: u are. mr.pantsuu: LOL mestav2: i MA mestav2: MNSOjosd mestav2: sdij / mestav2: what is english mestav2: BYW mestav2: FFF mestav2 signed out. Akusa: EMERGENCY LOCK-DOWN Akusa: I REPEAT Akusa: EMERGENCY Akusa: LOCK Akusa: DOWN Akusa: MESSY mestav: VRRRRRRRRRR Akusa: OPEN THE SAFE Fable.: AHHH Fable.: WHERE ARE THE DOGS Shin: OMFG mestav: /LOCKED Fable.: THE DOGS, MESSY Fable.: THE DOGS Akusa: THE DOGS FUCK mestav: I GOT THEM mestav: NO NO Fable.: FUCK, THE GAURDS, WHERE ARE THEY Akusa: ALL OF THEM!? mestav: NO FUCK THE DOGS Fable.: GET THEM mestav: NO Akusa: /CHASE Akusa: FUCK Akusa: HERE'S ANOTHER Fable.: GO AKU GO mestav: HERE Fable.: SHIN, GET THE GUNS Fable.: WHERES MY RIFLE Akusa: THE BOMBS TO Shin: YES MAM mestav: /OPENS DOOR Akusa: FUCK mestav: NOW Shin: /TOSSES Akusa: /TOSSES DOGS INTO Fable.: -CATCHES- mestav: GO GO GO Akusa: NO mestav: /LOCKS Akusa: NOT THE GUNS Akusa: THE DOGS Fable. MACHINE GUNS Akusa: WRONG SAFE Fable.: THE DOGS Fable.: WHERE ARE THEY Fable.: FUCK mestav: SHIT Akusa: OMFG Fable.: FUCK, RUNNING OUT OF AMO! Akusa: MESSY WTF Fable.: AHH Fable.: SHIT Akusa.: Sometimes Akusa.: I look up at the sky and think Equius.Zahhak: "I kicked my cat off my bed once I was completely aware of it" Akusa.: The end. Akusa.: BAHAHAHAHAHAH Equius.Zahhak: LOL Akusa.: /high fives Bish Equius.Zahhak: WHAT Equius.Zahhak: -HIGHFUCKE CHEST BUMP- Bajingo..: ...have dreams of a rough peter Bajingo..: /waggle eyebrows Akuskus: .. Akuskus: /chokes on water Akuskus: THANKS ASSHOLE Akuskus: /throws water at Akuskus: ROUGH PETER Bajingo..: vuv he doesn't beat around the bush Akuskus: ... Akuskus: ........................ Akuskus: ..................................................................................... Akuskus: WHAT Akuskus: /WHAT/ BUSH?! Bajingo..: OMG I DIDN'T Bajingo..: FUCK Bajingo..: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT AHAHAHA Bajingo..: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH [2:35:54 AM] Noahh: DANGIT [2:36:03 AM] Noahh: I ALWAYS EXPECT POCKETS AND THEN JUST DIVE INTO YOUR UNDERWEAR Mat. entered this board. Mat.: asyou can see Mat.: the akusa is a very intelegent creatre Mat.: look at how she sits in her habitat Mat.: but she can be dangerous if provoked. Mat.: so best be safe on her good side. Mat.: .....letspokeherwithastick Mat.: /grabs a twig Mat.: eaaaasy now Mat.: /small poke Mat.: ... Akusa.: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Akusa.: /rolls down hill Mat.: BLIME DID YOU SEE THAT Mat.: SHE COULDA TOOK ME EYE OFF Akusa.: You are so wonderfully insane. Risk entered this board. Akusa: Trust the fucking link Risk: no Risk switched to the lobby. ~Ken burns collection~ kenkenn: There were a bunch of guys living in the middle of nowhere. One of the newcomers asks the other males, "so what do you do to... you know Bc;;" and the men point at the sheep. So the man has sex with the sheep and the men laugh. "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?" asks the guy. And they laugh back, "YOU PICKED THE UGLIEST ONE IN THE GROUP" kenkenn: bad ken joke of bad Akusa.: Oh, they picked Ken kenkenn: NO PRESSURE AKU EVEN IF HE COMES OUT UGLY Akusa.: LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE BORN Bajingo: ken it's not your fault WayWard1: >8c WayWard1: >8c Bajingo: it's just that no one likes you WayWard1: oh Shin: oh burn Shin: ITS OK KENUS ILY Bajingo: HAHAHAHHAHA WayWard1: ok Shinus uwu WayWard1: i quoted my teacher today WayWard1: "I'm not making fun of you, it's just fun to make fun of you." or something. I wrote it down WayWard1: LOL WayWard1: cuz he was trolling someone with the homework Akusa.: AW NO YOU GUYS STOP Akusa.: Shh Keke it's ok Akusa.: It's not that nobody likes you Akusa.: It's just... Akusa.: You're really ugly. WayWard1: I ALMOST SPURT MY WATER ----- Yeast entered this board. Yeast: NNNNNNNNNNO Yeast switched to the lobby. --- Dojobird6: from the dead she caaame You entered IMAGE RP: +18. Akusa.: That sounded wrong. Dojobird6: ROFLOL WAT Dojobird6: HOW Dojobird6: I dont even---and i usually-----nvmXD Akusa.: You're a perv, don't deny! Dojobird6: /guilty Dojobird6: but still! Dojobird6: not...came as in Shin: z snap Akusa.: Speaking of Z snapping Akusa.: Have I ever mentioned anything in the likes of Akusa.: "Capital A, Capital B..."? Shin: in this suppose to be a joke Shin: LOL Akusa.: I MEAN Akusa.: Capital B, Capital A Akusa.: Something something Shin: still dun get it Shin: LOL Akusa.: HAHAHAHAH IT'S NOT A JOKE Shin: oh Shin: LMAO Akusa.: You made me laugh so hard Shin: HAHA Akusa.: I have teary eyes HAHAHAHAHA Shin: I CAN NEVER TELL ON THE INTERNET Kuuuuuu: Uh Luvmuffin: /ima be a rapper Kuuuuuu: Uhhh check it Kuuuuuu: Check it Luvmuffin: uh huh Luvmuffin: drop a fat ass beat Luvmuffin: pfff chhh Luvmuffin: pffch Kiare switched to the lobby. Luvmuffin: pfff chhh Luvmuffin: pff ch Luvmuffin: pfff chhh Luvmuffin: >.> meester switched to the lobby. Luvmuffin: pff ch papermasa switched to the lobby. Luvmuffin: ....... Kuuuuuu: Yo walk into the club like whaddup dis a baseball bat Luvmuffin: uhhuh Luvmuffin: werk it Kuuuuuu: Nah dis mah dick I'm just kidding it's my pussy cat Luvmuffin: LOL Kuuuuuu: Listen to me when I spit da troof rPolarBear: o Kuuuuuu: I spit so hard, knock the shit outta yo roof Luvmuffin: o: Kuuuuuu: Cuz I'm baaaaaad spitfire7000 switched to the lobby. Kuuuuuu: Like the big bad wooolf Kuuuuuu: Ain't nothin you can say Imma bust yo hoof Kuuuuuu: Word Kuuuuuu: /poses Luvmuffin: ;-; Luvmuffin: next eminem Kuuuuuu: Bless
