DemyxZexion
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Leander-: "QUICK. LET'S RUN FROM THE KILLER THAT'S SECRETLY ME." Leander-: :'D Amelia-: "....WHUT?" Leander-: "NOTHING." Amelia-: "OKAY." Leander-: "INDEED." Medic-: l:< Medic-: what the hell waz that. Medic-: I like. Clicked on a website Medic-: and a bunch of porn Medic-: ads Medic-: popped up Medic-: so I was like Medic-: 'DEAR GOD- -falls out of chair-" Medic-: l: Xyma-: ffftwelcomeback. Xyma-: and weird. Medic-: and the pop ups were so powerful that Medic-: mozilla was like Medic-: "I DO NOT HAVE THE POWAAHHH -die.-" Medic-: so I was like Medic-: "GODWHYYYYY -MOURN- DAMN YOU PORNOGRAPHY, DAMN YOUUU" Medic-: and then I totally phoenix down'd my internet Medic-: and everything was cool. Xyma- hands a goldfish. Medic-: ... Medic- eats it. Xyma-: .... Xyma-: YOU BASTARD. Xyma-: D:< Xyma-: "here i got you this for your birthd-....YOU BASTARD" Medic-: "Thank you, it was delicious. " Xyma-: "Sooo... Does this mean you don't want anymore fishes for presents?" Medic-: "...I don't really have much of a use for them, so I don't know, unless you're bringing me them for snacks..." Xyma-: "...what about the actual snack goldfish?" Medic-: "...They don't match up to the real deal." Xyma-: "There's certainly nothing strange about that at all." MustangTaisa crouches on the floor, peering out from the side of the kitchen counter. He pulls out a tape recorder. \"Day one: Watching the Chimera. It's doing nothing.\" ChimeraEdo stares at Roy. \"...Taisa stoopid.\" MustangTaisa keeps staring in his Crocidle Hunter uniform. \"Day Two: The Chimera spoke.\" MustangTaisa feigns an Austrialian accent. ChimeraEdo rolls his eyes, steals the tape recorder, then runs into the bathroom. MustangTaisa blinks, looking at his curled, empty hand. He clicks the imaginary button. \"....Day Three: Chimera stole the tape recorder.\" ChimeraEdo flushes the tape recorder and makes a mental note to find a psychiatrist for Roy. ZekkuWolf: "Warning, Side effects of flying with Zekku may include: Explosive Diarreah, Spine Loss, Projectile Vomiting, Headaches, Nausea, and Sudden Crash Landings." Thanks for flying Air Zekku. ZekkuWolf: "We know you have a lot of choices, so please sign the damned waiver before you get on." ZekkuWolf: "In flight entertainments include songs sung by hit artists such as 'Dying in a Bush' and 'I'm In Love With My Tree!'
