EdwardBlake
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http://thirtyfiveminutesago.tumblr.com/ TheCaller: ima go drink hot cocoa phantolo: oh phantolo: so are you saying phantolo: hot cocoa is more important than me!!! TheCaller: some of you is actually in my hot cocoa TheCaller: remember when we visited the factory of hot cocoa TheCaller: and you cut yourself because you were feeling depressed about how you didn't have a job at the hot cocoa factory TheCaller: well some of that blood trickled into the powder TheCaller: then they put it in a package TheCaller: it took me 3 years to trace the package with the packet that has your blood TheCaller: I have this special kit TheCaller: that tests for blood TheCaller: I found a lot of semen TheCaller: but eventually TheCaller: I found your blood TheCaller: so now I'm going to finally pour that packet of hot cocoa blood powder into my mug TheCaller: heat up some water phantolo: NO TheCaller: poor that boiling water into the mug phantolo: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU phantolo: YOU USE MILK phantolo: NEVER WATER OK TheCaller: mix the powder with the water phantolo: YOU HAVE TO USE MILK TheCaller: then I will take my first sip TheCaller: and proclaim TheCaller: "this tastes horrible" TheCaller: then throw it out the window TheCaller: only to have it stick to the window screen and attract wasps TheCaller: those wasps will be attracted to the sugar of the blood powder and consume it TheCaller: they will fly off into the sunset with your blood inside them TheCaller: then copulate TheCaller: and those offspring will copulate and so on TheCaller: until the entire population of wasps in the whole world have your blood inside them TheCaller: you know what eats wasps? TheCaller: frogs TheCaller: and fish TheCaller: you know what eats fish? TheCaller: everything TheCaller: you know what eats frogs? TheCaller: the french TheCaller: eventually, maybe in 100 years TheCaller: every organism TheCaller: on the planet TheCaller: will have your blood inside of them phantolo: are you seriously going to use water
