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Hi! My name iz Chanler and I like to write songs and poetry, act, sing, dance, talk, draw, laugh, throw discuss, go rock-climbing, design clothes, sculpt, and a bunch of other things. I love to draw with my friends and I am very sarcastic. I AM A DEDICATED AVRIL LAVIGNE FAN ------------------------------------------------------------------ SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down 2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face 7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk 9 don t use any punctuation 10. Sing along at the opera 11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day 13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party cause your not in the mood 14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run 4 your lives, they're loose!!" 17. When you're in the elevator with other people, go real close with a goofy smile, and say something really gross about yourself. It dosn't even have to be true. 18. When you go into a public bathroom, go look into each stall till you get to the end, and do it over and over... if other people are there. 19. Finally, when you find a stall in the public bathroom, drop a marble into the toilet and scream "I DROPPED MY GLASS EYE!!" 20. AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE. ----------------------------------------------- Chanler dances around singing Chanler: Fang非常に悪い精神科の助けが必要な Squirrel77: ...................................................... Squirrel77: SHUDDAP! Chanler: Fang behöver psykiatrisk hjälp mycket dåligt Squirrel77: ................. Squirrel77: I Squirrel77: Can Squirrel77: I Squirrel77: CAN Squirrel77: UNINVITE Squirrel77: YOU! Chanler: I Squirrel77: NO MOAR FOREING LANGUAGES UNLESS I SAY SO. Chanler: CAN Chanler: WHISPER Chanler: TO Chanler: U Squirrel77: I can still ignore you. Chanler whispers to DragonDev1l: Fang ανάγκες ψυχιατρικών βοηθήσει πολύ άσχημα ------------------------------------- Sk8ter Boi By Avril Lavigne He was a boy She was a girl Can i make it any more obvious He was a punk She did ballet What more can i say He wanted her She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well But all of her friends Stuck up their nose They had a problem with his baggy clothes He was a skater boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her She had a pretty face But her head was up in space She needed to come back down to earth 5 years from now She sits at home Feeding the baby she's all alone She turns on tv Guess who she sees Skater boy rockin up MTV She calls up her friends They already know And they've all got Tickets to see his show She tags along Stands in the crowd Looks up at the man that she turned down He was a skater boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a super star Slamming on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth? He was a skater boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a super star Slamming on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth? Sorry girl but you missed out Well tough luck that boy's mine now We are more than just good friends This is how the story ends Too bad that you couldn't see, See the man that boy could be There is more that meets the eye I see the soul that is inside He's just a boy And Im just a girl Can I make it any more obvious We are in love Haven't you heard How we rock eachothers world I'm with the skater boy I said see you later boy I'll be back stage after the show I'll be at the studio Singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know I'm with the skater boy I said see you later boy I'll be back stage after the show I'll be at the studio Singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know ----------------------------------------------- 'Twas The (Politically Correct) Night Before Christmas: 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation, Demanding millions in over-due compensation. So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife, Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life, Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz, Demanding from now on her title was Ms. And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion That making a choice could cause so much commotion. Nothing of leather, nothing of fur, Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her. Nothing that might be construed to pollute. Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot. Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise. Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys. Nothing that claimed to be gender specific. Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific. No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth. Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth. And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden, Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden. For they raised the hackles of those psychological Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological. No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt; Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt. Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe; And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed; He just could not figure out what to do next. He tried to be merry, tried to be gay, you've got to be careful with that word today. His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground; Nothing fully acceptable was to be found. Something special was needed, a gift that he might Give to all without angering the left or the right. A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision, Each group of people, every religion; Every ethnicity, every hue, Everyone, everywhere...even you. So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth... "May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth." Notice: This poem is copyright 1992 by Harvey Ehrlich. It is free to distribute, without changes, as long as this notice remains intact. All follow-ups, requests, comments, questions, distribution rights, etc should be made to mduhan@husc.harvard.edu . Happy Holidays! ------------------------------------------ GOTTA WEAR A DRESS watchinanime: STRAPLESSS SQuirrel77: . SQuirrel77: ........... SQuirrel77: *coughs to death choking and laughing* Kat1123: *shudders* watchinanime: TT_TT watchinanime: NOT FUNNY --------------------------------------------------- Meow everyone! :3 So what is going on in the world? Did you know chocolate milk is like the best thing evah? Totally awesome, right? I have gum. Gum is nice. This gum has tastes like Fruit Rollup! It is sooo delicious. :D Everyone loves gum! Gum is awesome! >:3 I will keel all joo people who dislike the taste of gum because gum is awesome, as I had said before. Well, what is up people? I KNOW! Potatoes serious face Potatoes are up above us. They have their own little planet and Squirrels live on that planet, toooooo. The squirrels eat the potatoes for yummehness fooood. By reading this random paragraph, you are probably questioning meh sanity, right? Well let me tell you that I am insane and it is nothing that will cause problems ever :D. You probably don’t believe that, but it is true. Very true. I am done talking now. Later everyone! -Squirrel77 wrote this
