Jequis
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person4: u go tit Aku? person4: it OTL Aku-: yes Jequ.: lolXD Aku-: thank you~ ------ Arky got a dildo for Christmas ------ Jequ: have you used it? Arky-Devil: lol Arky-Devil: lol nope Jequ: XDD Jequ: lolol Arky-Devil: im scared i dont wanna hurt mahself Jequ: lol Jequ: just use it like a tampon Jequ: just Jequ: its realy big Jequ: :D Arky-Devil: i know Arky-Devil: its like Jequ: a big ass tampon Arky-Devil: 6 1/2" Jequ: snake tampon Arky-Devil: XD Jequ: you lawn mower you Arky-Devil: i know Arky-Devil: all the ladies come to my yard Boyfriend: /strokes guest Boyfriend: shh shh shhh boyfriend will be gentle guest4833 scoots away guest4833 is epicly creeped beyond slendermans blank face. Iuddie: done Boyfriend scoots closer guest4833 scoots away even more Boyfriend: /holds guest close! guest4833 slams a cleaver up nose. Boyfriend: Guest-chan ever since I saw you at the ceremonial school entrance Boyfriend: My kokoro guest4833: I IS NOT KOKORO Boyfriend: I ant to dakishimete guest4833: ._. Boyfriend: want* Boyfriend: and aisheteru you guest4833 is totally not understanding those words :D Boyfriend: I know this is bold calling you without a letter but Boyfriend: I Boyfriend: I.. Boyfriend: /blushuu lintz: no lintz: NO lintz: YOU ARE MY BOYFRAND lintz: /HISS guest4833: ........ guest4833 silently gives cleaver to lintz. Boyfriend: I really like maids tied up in S&M fashion! Boyfriend: o w o guest4833: "Go get the fker, lintz." Boyfriend: I'm his boyfriend gtfo :C guest4833 holds cleaver out towards lintz closer. [2013-08-06 8:11:06 PM] Arky-Devil: omg on ellen degeneres today [2013-08-06 8:11:15 PM] Arky-Devil: she was showin all these animals and whatnot [2013-08-06 8:11:18 PM] Arky-Devil: and apparently [2013-08-06 8:11:20 PM] Arky-Devil: there is this duck [2013-08-06 8:11:24 PM] Arky-Devil: with a 17" dick [2013-08-06 8:11:30 PM] Arky-Devil: that just lasso's his women [2013-08-06 8:11:39 PM] Jequ: does it look like a screwdriver? [2013-08-06 8:11:44 PM] Arky-Devil: i have no idea [2013-08-06 8:11:44 PM] Jequ: ohmygod [2013-08-06 8:11:48 PM] Jequ: that is some scary shit [2013-08-06 8:11:55 PM] Jequ: this is why i don't like swimming in deep water [2013-08-06 8:11:58 PM] Arky-Devil: lool [2013-08-06 8:12:12 PM] Arky-Devil: suddenly you'll be swimming next to a duck with his dick just tailing along [2013-08-06 8:12:14 PM] Arky-Devil: lol [2013-08-06 8:12:19 PM] Jequ: cause there is a scary ass penis that can get you [2013-08-06 8:12:25 PM] Jequ: yes [2013-08-06 8:12:27 PM] Jequ: scary [2013-08-06 8:12:36 PM] Jequ: yu touch something in the water [2013-08-06 8:12:41 PM] Jequ: that you thought was a weed [2013-08-06 8:12:45 PM] Jequ: but wait [2013-08-06 8:12:50 PM] Jequ: its not a weed [2013-08-06 8:12:53 PM] Arky-Devil: :I [2013-08-06 8:12:55 PM] Arky-Devil: dun dun duuuun [2013-08-06 8:12:57 PM] Jequ: its a frikken duck dick castycas: who da f is u Zombi3: you know what he's pointing at Zombi3: harley Moderator: who the fuck are you (realy grammar and spelling please children)
