Karrie

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'You're' and 'Your'. You're is basically a shortened version of "you are". Therefore it's not acceptable to use 'you're' everywhere. This is how you use it: You are illiterate. = You're illiterate. You are typing like an eight year old. = You're typing like an eight year old. Your is used more commonly, because it refers to something that is yours. Your parents. Your dog. Your hands. Your feet. Example: Your keyboard must be broken. The only letters of the alphabet your mom knows are K, F and C. 'There', 'Their' and 'They're'. There is used in a range of ways. It's normally used when referring to where an object is: Where is my mom, Tommy? She's over there, Julie. Being mauled by a goat. 'Their' is used when referring to something a person has: Their shoes. Their socks. It's not mine, it's theirs. They're, shortened version of 'they are'. They are both female. They're both female. They are lesbians. They're lesbians. Not hard, right? ALOT. It's not ALOT. ALOT is not a word, what the fuck is an ALOT? It's a lot. A lot. A. LOT.