Mother
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god I really want alcohol, like a good bottle of like [7:43:07 PM] Roobee: cider or vodka would be HELLA FINE RIGHT NOW [7:46:15 PM] KELSEY: "cider or vodka" [7:46:19 PM] KELSEY: damn 0 to a100 [7:46:23 PM] Roobee: yep [7:46:23 PM] Roobee: HAHAHAA [7:46:31 PM] Roobee: I could go both ways, I have orange juice righgt now [7:46:36 PM] Roobee: vodka would be great for a whatever its called [7:46:37 PM] Roobee: corkscrew [7:46:38 PM] KELSEY: I go both ways [7:46:43 PM] Roobee: I do ; ) [7:46:44 PM] Roobee: i dont. [7:46:44 PM] KELSEY: screwdriver omg [7:46:47 PM] Roobee: i go neither. [7:46:53 PM] Roobee: SCREWDRIVER look at me go oh my god [7:46:58 PM] KELSEY: hahaha [7:47:14 PM] KELSEY: "hey barkeep why don't you fix me up one of those ah" [7:47:15 PM] KELSEY: "you know" [7:47:18 PM] Roobee: HAHFSDHJ [7:47:19 PM] KELSEY: "hammernails" [7:47:23 PM] Roobee: CHjkgdfs [7:47:24 PM] Roobee: HAHAHAAh [7:47:32 PM] Roobee: "can I see your Id please" [7:47:34 PM] Roobee: "mY GOD IM 30" [06:27] prince.. entered this board. [06:27] YourArtblock switched to the lobby. [06:27] prince.. slides in [06:27] prince.. poses [06:28] prince..: ladies B) [06:28] Mother: ok im back [06:28] Mother: um excuse you [06:28] Mother: I'm a m an. [06:28] prince..: ok sorry [06:28] prince.. walks back out [06:28] prince.. signed out. [06:29] Mother: I hope they come back and try that atrocious entrance again [06:29] prince.. entered this board. [06:29] Mask.: too much man to handle [06:29] prince.. slides in [06:29] Wizzable kneeslap [06:29] prince.. poses [06:29] prince..: ladies and gentlemen B) [06:29] Mother: u//v//u [06:29] Mother: excellent [03:44] other: AUGH CAT FOR THE FOURTH TIME GETS HER CLAWS CAUGHT IN THE [03:44] other: SCREEN [03:45] other: shes my b aby but [03:45] other: shes a fuckin idiot [03:46] sicke: at least she doesnt scream right [03:46] other: HAHAAHAH [03:46] other: FUCK [03:46] sicke: whis use to scream if he got his claws stuck [03:47] other: SHE DOESNT SCREAN NO [03:47] other: AHAHAAHAHAHAH [03:47] sicke: like, bloody murder screaming [03:47] other: IM LAGUHGINS OA RHD GKDFJ [03:47] other: II AIMGINAE THIS [03:47] other: THIS [03:47] other: WHIS [03:47] other: RIGHT HERE [03:47] other: "aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" [03:47] sicke: i am too im laughign so hard [03:47] other: "holy fuck whis ISS what iS HT epROBel- WHAT DID YOU DO" [03:47] other: "aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADARRLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING" [03:47] sicke: "whis omg its fine" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADARLING AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [03:47] other: "WHIS SHOWLY FUCK" [03:47] other: AJAHAHAHAHAHAHFDHGKDFJ [03:47] sicke: "HELP ME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAA" [03:47] other: IMGONNG APE EP S MYSELF [09:26] CustomerService: Hello this is Customer Service, how may I assist you? [09:26] other: yo why the heckie am I so cold, Cusdtomer Service [09:26] other: fix it [09:26] Maybellmay: why do i have to pee so much CS [09:26] Maybellmay: and why dont i want to get up [09:26] lintz: why haven't i touched tiddies yet Customer service [09:26] other: imlaguhgins ohard [09:27] Ahanu-: i bought an inflatable boyfriend from your company, Custom Service [09:27] CustomerService: My my you all have lot's of problems [09:27] Maybellmay: I bought two [09:27] Ahanu-: it busted. [09:27] Maybellmay: they both popped [09:27] Ahanu-: i want my money back [09:27] Maybellmay: I tried to get them to kiss [09:27] other: CS why did my parents divorce, do they not love me? [09:27] Maybellmay: they had secret knives in their mouthes? [09:27] CustomerService sweats [09:27] other: HAHAHAHAHA [09:27] other: im weak Life: My legs are like long penises [07:30] Mother whispers to escalope: im twitching and trembling im in so much pain HAW HAW wtf is wrong with my body [07:30] Mother whispers to escalope: mayb e its the lack of sleep [07:30] Maskums: LOL [07:30] escalope whispers: do you have any honey [07:31] Mother whispers to escalope: yes [07:31] Mother whispers to escalope: im not pouring honey on me [07:31] escalope whispers: drink - [07:31] escalope whispers: you fucker [07:31] Mother whispers to escalope: HAHAHAAHHAFJKHDKJS [07:31] Mother whispers to escalope: IMSOFUNNY [08:02] lyncesca: i still don't know what tiddies feel like [08:02] Life: um this isnt age appropriate and im bannging mother [08:03] Mother: hJKFHJK [08:03] starryCosmos: like a bag of pudding [08:03] Life: BANGING [08:03] Mother: HAHAAHAHAH [08:03] lyncesca: wow [08:03] Life: BANNING*** [08:03] lyncesca: wow [08:03] Life: LAHAFHAHA [08:03] Mother: OH MY GO DO DODG [08:03] lyncesca: nice confession [08:03] Mother: HOLY [08:03] Mother: NOTHING I WAS CLERALY AWARE OF [08:03] starryCosmos: ;LKSDJFSDALF [08:03] lyncesca: freudian slip beyond [08:03] starryCosmos: WH E E Z E [08:03] Life: OH GOD [08:03] Life: LMAO [08:03] Mother: FREUDIAN SLIP OUT THE FUCKIN WINDOW AND INTO TRAFFIC [08:03] Mother: NOT ONE TYPO, BUT TWICE [08:03] Life: FJDKJG [08:03] Life: LEAVEM E ALONEA [08:03] Mother: HAHAHAHFDJKHFJK [08:03] Mother: IM SAVING THIS THIS IS NEVER GONNA BE LET GO [12:06] Mask.: going blind is my kink
