Phaser
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SirBossMan: So today I woke up, brushed only one side of my hair, turned on the computer, took a piss, ate a plain slice of bread, brushed my teeth without tooth paste, took another piss, played with myself a bit afterwards, went back to my room, scrolled through about 100 pages of Tumblr, went to Youtube, watched cat videos for an hour then switched to porn and jerked off for 4 hours, went to watch TV, then went to bed. Phaser: And now you have nothing better to do but text me at 3 in the morning? SirBossMan: ...Yep. SirBossMan: Jaaayyyyy.... Phaser: ... SirBossMan: JJJjjjjaaayyyyyyyyyyy... Phaser: What? >:I SirBossMan: I spilled my miiiillkkkk Jaayyyyyyyyyy Phaser: That's nice. SirBossMan: >:C Phaser: >:I SirBossMan: Lick it up >:I Phaser: No D: SirBossMan: DO ET Phaser: Nuuu SirBossMan: But but but... you loooovvee milk. Phaser: Well... yes... but SirBossMan: DO ET. Phaser: ...</3 SirBossMan: .... SirBossMan: Well NEVERMIND my dog decided to do it for you. Phaser: I am disturbed. SirBossMan: ...What would you do if you woke up with a penis in your face? Phaser: What? I... I don't know. o_O SirBossMan: Oh SirBossMan: Yeahh... I didn't know either. Phaser: Didn't? SirBossMan: ... Phaser: As in... past tense, as in, it happened? SirBossMan: WELL I... I... SirBossMan: WE'RE HAVING PIZZA TONIGHT. Phaser: EXPLAIN YOURSELF SirBossMan: PIIIIZZZAA Phaser: EXPLAIN! SirBossMan: PIZZZAAAA JAY PIZZZAAA D: Phaser: RIGHT NOW! SirBossMan: But... pizza Phaser: PIZZAAA SirBossMan: PIIIIZZZAAAA Phaser: PIIZZZZAAAAA!! SirBossMan: PIIIIIZZZZSABbnhjdhgkkpehnishhg Phaser: ...Totally read that as penis. SirBossMan: ... Phaser: You just giggled, didn't you? SirBossMan: ... :c Phaser: DIDN'T YOU? SirBossMan: Noooo I didn't giggle I swear D: Phaser: YES YOU DID SirBossMan: NOOOO I DIDN'T Phaser: YESSSSSSyoudidyoudidyoudid SirBossMan: NOOOOO Phaser: YESSSSSS SirBossMan: NOOOOO Phaser: YYEEEEEEESSSSSS SirBossMan: NOOOOOOOOOO DDDD: Phaser: YEEESSSSS D:< SirBossMan: NOOO DX Phaser: Yes >:c SirBossMan: Nu :c Phaser: ... Phaser: Penis. SirBossMan: ... Phaser: ... SirBossMan: >.> Phaser: You giggled again. SirBossMan: ... SirBossMan: Yeah, I did. ._.