Psyshock
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Usernames: Psyshock, Konan, Centaur What the fuck? People who think Link’s their ‘waifu’ or their precious Hylian baby are home wrecking cum stains. Link is MY husband I’ve had a crush on him since the moment Nintendo ALLUDED to him and yet others have the audacity to talk about him as if they’re so close to him? Link is my sunshine, and the gentle light the moon bathes the earth in. He’s hotter than the sun and colder than Russian winters. He is in my dreams, I can hear the beat of his wounded heart in the quietest of nights. The force of the Earth and the Sun could not separate me from him. I love Link so so so so so so so so so so so so so very much I die. He is the light of my life and I would die for him. I would take every bullet for him. I would take knives to the chest. Every time I play Twilight Princess I cry so hard I throw up in my mouth. I’m insulted frankly. Would you eat Link’s ass? I would eat Link’s ass. I would drink the water he bathed with. I would drink every ounce of his bath water in one go and fucking die of water intoxication. I want Link to fuck me raw and set me on fire with his lantern and I want him to feed me my own charred flesh and tie me up with my own intestines after ripping them out through my asshole I want him to fist me with brass knuckles and fucking tear my bleeding heart out through my anus and crush it with his bare hands. I want Link to punch every one of my goddamn teeth out and feed me them. I would let Link rip my fingernails out one by goddamn one. Fuck jsut kill me fucking kill me Link ____________________________________________________ [12:47 AM] Hidan: posesison of cummeis [09:32 PM] Giwi: konan loves pain [09:15 PM] Gou: just hidan and konan (scrimmy/scrungy) [10:15 PM] Hidan: nan vore me [10:16 PM] Konan: lemme eat that dick clean off [10:37 PM] frog has entered the board. [10:37 PM] NevusOfOta: howed you bite your nipple off tho [10:37 PM] frog: um [01:10 AM] Konan: also i DONT SUCK TOES [01:11 AM] Hidan: hmm yeah okay.. [01:11 AM] Giwi: thats something a toe sucker would say [01:11 AM] Konan: NO [01:11 AM] Hidan: true [01:11 AM] Giwi: nice try [01:11 AM] Konan: IM NOT A TOE SUCKER [01:11 AM] Giwi: this little piggy went to market [01:11 AM] Konan: NOOOOOOO [01:11 AM] Konan: IM SCREAMING [01:11 AM] Giwi: and this little piggy went straight into KONAN'S MOUTH what a sick jerk [01:12 AM] Giwi: you are so gross get out of this chat [01:12 AM] Konan: um no?? [01:14 AM] Konan: dan can u hike up the mountain of my ripped 8 pack and into my heart?? [01:14 AM] Hidan: no [01:14 AM] Konan: ok [01:46 AM] Konan: my chest aches???? [01:47 AM] Hidan: its because youre thnking of me... [01:47 AM] Konan: i did too many reps bending down to suck giwi's toes [01:47 AM] Hidan: aDSBFDGNFHMJV [01:47 AM] Konan: or that [06:18 PM] angery: konan needs to shit their fucking mouth :) [06:27 PM] Haru-: No one asked you Konan. [05:41 PM] Hidan: someone give me headcanons about konan and i in a relationship [05:41 PM] Konan: ew gtfo [05:41 PM] Hidan: no homo just wondering [09:15 PM] smokes: MY GIRLDFRIEND HAS ASTHMA AND SHE HIT THE BONG AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL [10:07 PM] Hidan: abe youre fucking crusty [11:33 PM] Konan: *dries foundation brush with hairdryer* I know all about efficiency [12:01 AM] Hidan: im dragonkin can i fucking vape? [02:50 AM] Konan: you could cut glass with my nipples im so cold [05:24 PM] Robator: im actually sexually attracted to myself atm [10:27 PM] Hidan: what rae you gonna do now konan?? send me death threats? [10:28 PM] Konan: yeah [10:28 PM] Konan: drown pls [10:28 PM] Hidan: fuc off [10:28 PM] Hidan signed out. [10:28 PM] Konan: screams [12:05 AM] Konan: hey hey ehy hey hey are you rady for a fucking???????// [02:01 AM] Konan: i wont eat or drink anything unless theres a chance i might die from it [05:54 PM] Hidan: im so fucking... [05:54 PM] Konan: horny [05:55 PM] Hidan: art blocked i guess is the word [05:55 PM] Konan: yeah me too [05:55 PM] Hidan: everything turns like.. [05:55 PM] Konan: oh [05:55 PM] Hidan: FUCK OFF [11:44 PM] Tosaki: Hey, flannel, guess what. [11:44 PM] Flannel: What Tosaki [11:44 PM] Tosaki: I haven't talked to konan in a while and i missed him. he's one of my best friends [11:44 PM] Tosaki: How's that, f*cker? [11:45 PM] Flannel: I'm glad you're getting to talk to him again. [11:45 PM] Konan: I'm not [11:45 PM] Konan: I fucking hate this guy [11:45 PM] Tosaki: Die. [5:00 PM] molayne's legs: im not gay you piece of shit [09:43 PM] Jubileus.: what's wrong with thst tiger [09:44 PM] Jubileus.: hsi nose [09:44 PM] Jubileus.: is [09:44 PM] Jubileus.: strange [09:45 PM] Psyshock: its sams nose [09:45 PM] Jubileus.: it's disturbing me [09:45 PM] Psyshock: iscrib should have a new uhh preventative banning rule :) [09:45 PM] Giwi: LOL [09:45 PM] Giwi: anyone who says "feminazi" [09:45 PM] Giwi: "butthurt" [09:45 PM] Giwi: "cuck" [09:45 PM] Psyshock: ban people BEFORE they can say smth nasty and start shit [09:45 PM] Giwi: unironically [09:45 PM] Psyshock: yeah [09:45 PM] Giwi: LOL [09:45 PM] Giwi: ya [09:45 PM] Giwi: if we had that rule kat would have banned u 3 years ago [09:45 PM] Psyshock: dont forget "kek" [09:45 PM] Giwi: "I COULD JUST TELL HE WAS GONNA BE A CUNT" [09:45 PM] Psyshock: ergbrh [09:46 PM] Psyshock: me: hello // kat: BANNED [10:21 PM] pandamoniumb: giwi what have u started [10:21 PM] Giwi: i didnt start shit!! [10:21 PM] pandamoniumb: u started a fucking iscribble dating game [10:21 PM] pandamoniumb: good job [10:21 PM] Psyshock: dating game except its just me and junk fuckin [10:21 PM] Junk: NO IT ISNT its just me and abel jacking eachother off [10:21 PM] Junk: DSFDBXFZF [10:21 PM] Junk: YEAH [10:21 PM] Psyshock: YEAH ____________ "helloooo BOb Hello,, hellohellooo...chickeNs. helloCHickens. chICKEN. hello, BOb PSs.-- chickKn"
