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:: A day on iScribble with Mr.T :: -- kiteaura: You see, Mr.T doesnt stand for Mister Tee. kiteaura: It stands for.. kiteaura: MASTER TROLL --- omgKiWi8D: xD Mr.T.: College is only a fun experience if you are attractive and loose. omgKiWi8D: ._. Mr.T.: Exposed. Mr.T.: Now we know what you truly are. Mr.T.: Call me. omgKiWi8D: o.o --- Mr.T.: Smilez, take your gauntlet of Love and rise with me. Smilez4536: Cant we still be sexy? Mr.T.: Take seat as my Queen. Smilez4536: ;( Smilez4536: Aww Smilez4536: snap Smilez4536: This chair is comfy. Mr.T.: My lap is even more comfortable. Mr.T.: Since I'm obese and all. Mr.T.: Squishy legs, you see. Smilez4536: --lap sit-- Smilez4536: hay your right Smilez4536: :D Mr.T.: DEAR GOD ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME Mr.T.: JENNY CRAIG? Smilez4536: JENNY CRAIG Smilez4536: PFFT Smilez4536: -barrel roll- Mr.T.: 1-800-JENNY Smilez4536: SAFE AUTO Smilez4536: PLAY IT SAFE Smilez4536: SAFE AUTO Mr.T.: Head on, apply it directly to the forehead. Mr.T.: Head on, apply it directly to the forehead. Mr.T.: Head on, apply it directly to the forehead. Smilez4536: Awww i love you too :) -- Mr.T.: T used EroticEnticement! Mr.T.: Foe Guu has fallen in love with T! Guu: get outta here ya numpty -- Shivers.: i have an ability to change subject Mr.T.: I believe all mentally challenged people with a short intention span have that ability. xcoolmercy: aw thats a cute vulpix! :3 Mr.T.: It is. Shivers.: Shivers.: i have an ability to change subject Shivers.: exactly xcoolmercy: lol he did change subject XD Mr.T.: So you are basically admitting defeat and declaring you are mentally challenged? Luxray: XD Mr.T.: I see. Shivers.: :} he lol Shivers.: maybe yes Mr.T.: The first step is admittance. Welcome aboard to the rehibilitation center of Mr.T. xcoolmercy: lol Guu: lol'd -- Weazel entered this board. Mr.T.: Wild Weazel has appeared! Weazel: Wild Weazel used growl! Mr.T.: Your foe is weak, take 'em down xcoolmercy! xcoolmercy: lol Mr.T.: xcoolmercy used LovelyKiss! xcoolmercy: o.o umm lol Weazel: The attack missed! Mr.T.: Weazel is unaffected! xcoolmercy: XD Weazel: The wild Weazel used Quick Attack! Weazel: O: Mr.T.: xcoolmercy fainted! xcoolmercy: nooooooooo Mr.T.: Trainer Orange whited out! Mr.T.: Rushed to the nearest Pokemon Center. xcoolmercy: aw man lol Weazel: The Wild Weazel gained 300$ for winning Weazel: (somehow) Mr.T.: Black thugs raid Weazel of his earnings! Weazel: :( Mr.T.: Wild Weazel gave out 300$ to the winner. Weazel: damn thugs Weazel: taking all my monies -- xcoolmercy: iz chubby lol :3 Mr.T.: Chubby works for women. Smilez4536: thats cool Mr.T.: Not so much on men. Smilez4536: but you dont really love me do you Mr.T.: When women are chubby, they develop large breasts and fantasic booties. xcoolmercy: ...........lol Mr.T.: When males get fat, they become slobs. xcoolmercy: ok then. XD -- Mr.T.: OldSpice is to seduce women, not men. Smilez4536: well then Mr.T.: I would wear it, but I'm already seductive as is. Smilez4536: ill seduce myself. Mr.T.: Nothing beats the right hand and a shower jet. -- Mr.T.: Some faggot named "penis" is whispering me asking why I sexually harrassed his friend. Mr.T.: The fuck? Zeppelyn.: what Mr.T.: I don't recall harrassing anyone sexually. Rapture: Mr.T Rapture: /ignore penis Rapture: sometimes Rapture: you just gotta ignore the penis. Zeppelyn.: exactly -- FireAlice: What color do you want the T? Mr.T.: Black with a golden outline. Mr.T.: Don't forget the authoritative Crown. FireAlice: kay FireAlice: then gold crown? Mr.T.: Yes. Mr.T.: Center of the board, where the red apple is. Mr.T.: Don't put it beneath the drawing of a woman. Mr.T.: That's symbolic of pure blasphemy. Mr.T.: I am above all others. woooo: now that's blasphemy -- Mr.T.: Pixeling with the pen tool. Mr.T.: You are a brace woman, Alive. Mr.T.: Alice* Mr.T.: brave* FireAlice: lo, thank you Mr.T.: Totally fucked up the C&V usage. FireAlice: *lol FireAlice: mhm -- Mr.T. whispers to bailey.: then right click, copy bailey. whispers: and now what? Mr.T.: now open up notepad from your startmenu Mr.T.: oops w/c Mr.T. whispers to bailey.: now open up notepad in your start menu Mr.T. whispers to bailey.: start > accessories > tools > notepad i think bailey. whispers: u mean wordpad Mr.T.: yeah Mr.T.: god damnit w/c Mr.T. whispers to bailey.: yeah bailey. whispers: k..next Mr.T. whispers to bailey.: now right click and hit "paste Mr.T.: everything should transfer onto the wordpad thing Mr.T.: FUCKING Mr.T. whispers to bailey.: everything should transfer onto the wordpad thing bailey. whispers: paste? onto thingy? -- Mr.T. whispers: WHERE I WILL STOP HIM I WILL DEFEAT HIM I WILL PROTECT THE BAILEY bailey. whispers to Mr.T.: XD Galileo: Its you* not u Galileo: This is not a phone for texting bailey.: i honestly dont give a crap Mr.T. entered this board. Galileo: Foo Mr.T.: You are a fool to challenge the Bailey. Mr.T.: Step off. bailey.: XD killdoe: PPPFFFFFF killdoe: HAHAHAH Galileo: ..Mr.T fails bailey.: u fail.. killdoe: get yo MR T up in here? killdoe: NIACE Mr.T.: What has been said is irrelevant, I stand firm. Galileo: That dip had to call in 'backup' to deal with me? Mr.T.: You may only address me as the Superior One. Galileo: How pathetic Mr.T.: I will let you know when I care. Mr.T.: I have come. Mr.T.: Justice will prevail. Galileo: God shut up. Your not Jesus killdoe: yea bailey.: XD Mr.T.: You correct, Galileo. killdoe: pf Mr.T.: Jesus is a rank below me. Mr.T.: I am the true Son of God. Galileo: Yeaaahhh right. Galileo: have fun with that Mr.T.: Jesus was not accepted in his time. Mr.T.: Neither do I expect you to accept me. killdoe: yea neither are you Galileo: Just like you Mr.T.: I am the truth and the way. bailey. whispers to singer: mr.t. is standing up for me since Gal was being an idiot.. Mr.T.: You are wrong, filth, and Sin. Mr.T.: I have come. Galileo: then go be all good and holy in a different board killdoe: i think you might be the son of gay but not god Mr.T.: My holiness shines most bright in the darkest of night. Galileo: Im gay Doe C: killdoe: better yet who gives a damn im satanist anyway.. Galileo: Dude you just copied that from a website Mr.T.: As I predicted, evil is rampant here. Galileo: 'My holiness shines most bright in the darkest of night.' Mr.T.: Copied? Mr.T.: I do not copy. killdoe: no shit Galileo: You do killdoe: copy/paste Galileo: yes Mr.T.: Perhaps you should activate your Logic spell and realize the timeframe in which I wrote that. bailey.: u guys are just being idiots...well except mr.t. :) MrCream entered this board. killdoe: yo mr t if u really dont want to start a big fight pick up your kid and walk out bailey.: and singer and all the ppl not involve... killdoe: i mean seriusly bailey.: hey creamer bailey.: cream XD Mr.T.: I am not starting a fight, I am declaring peace and justice in a world full of Sin. bailey.: i mean Mr.T.: You are wrong, I am right. MrCream: oh god, Mr.T's back. lol. killdoe: ikr XxSilver entered this board. Mr.T.: Just because you are the embodiment of Sin and reject the truth does not mean I am initiating a fight. Galileo: Dude. You are nothing but a 'special' person who sits on their ass all day on the computer. Its your life. Im ok with that. But its not mine and I wont carry on this conversation. So, for my sake and yours, im putting you on ignore. Mr.T.: Yes, for your sake. The gospel comes by hearing and reading the Word of T. Mr.T.: It is only natural you would choose to deny me of speech. Mr.T.: Expected. Galileo: yeah Mr.T.: Bailey, I have defeated your enemies and defended you from harm. Mr.T.: Good day, my love. -- You entered DURARARA. :'D. Izaya.: Ohai Izaya.: owo ShizuoHeiwajima: Yo. Mr.T.: Don't speak to me until I have had my morning coffee. Izaya.: Go to McDonalds Izaya.: c; Mr.T.: You watch too much television. Mr.T.: Marry me. Mr.T.: Couchprincess. Izaya.: LOL ShizuoHeiwajima: . . .
