StitchxHare
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RAAAIIID!!!??? щ(ﾟДﾟщ) Pelki: man the dishes are staring at me. ): Nervium: Don't return direct eye-contact. They may consider it a threat. Pelki: HAHAH. Pelki: oh god. Pelki: D: how do I escape. Pelki: do I need to stand still and appear larger than I am. Pelki: or back away slowly. Nervium: Approach in a submissive stance and run a bit of piping hot water over them. The steam will quell their ferocious hearts. Pelki: hahahah. Pelki: hands/knees crawling to dishes. Pelki: a fork slips off the pile and I lie on my back exposing my sensitive underbelly. Nervium: LOL.