Viese

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I hardly come here, so if I haven't been online, and if you need me PRONTO, then here's a list of things you can try to do: -Call me (if I don't pick up, I'm probably sleeping or my phone's dead) -Google it (chances are you won't find me easily, but hey, it's GOOGLE) -Perform alchemy or other dart arts (remember to do so in the afternoon ((CENTRAL TIME ZONE)), I don't like it when people catch me in my PJs) -Call the mafia (I could be working with them at the moment) -Send a plethora of ducks after me (they are very aggressive) -Start sending ice cream trucks at every apartment complex (they're annoying) -Ask the local shinigami for my soul (no body, but still, technically I'm there) -Raid my fridge (however I will show up very distraught about the lack of food) -Move the Sun closer to Earth (light tends to irritate me) -Signal the aliens (I might show up as a robot; not recommended) -Wait