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Zia.: whatof hooker nuns then.. HM?! Giwi: Double points Zia.: well then.. Giwi: Will praise lord for five dollar Zia.: haha Giwi: Will talk dirty to the lord for ten dollar Zia.: ilu Giwi2: I Like my tamales like i like my men Giwi2: dry and Giwi2: uh Giwi2: wrapped in corn husks ~ Tubsiwub: Well this sucks. Problem #1 about friends online: "Can't let them borrow your grandma" Zia.: lmao Tubsiwub: >:| Zia.: send me your grandma in the mail Tubsiwub: I tried that before. Tubsiwub: Not pretty Tubsiwub: She came back dirty, and scratched Zia.: O: Tubsiwub: Wouldn't play anymore Zia.: haha Tubsiwub: I had to get payment ~ Dr.Dowo: The eighth deadly sin: Breakfast Dr.Dowo: Unless you eat it in massive portions. Then you're violating more. Zia.: true Zia: Unless it was really expensive Zia.: and.. you neighbor has a bigger one Zia.: *your Dr.Dowo: And you don't even bother to get out of bed for it. Zia.: mhm Zia.: and you killed your wife that morning Zia.: then stole some orange juice Dr.Dowo: And... Zia.: like.. maybe said " GOD DAMN these are great eggs" Dr.Dowo: Then something envolving sex with the breakfast. Sorry, I got nothing else. Zia.: lmao ~