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anarchywalrus: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE ORANGE JUICE DEALERS? Kairix3: o.o' Kairix3: i eated them. anarchywalrus: ...no...n-no...this can't be... aichiru: xD Kairix3: they were...tangy anarchywalrus: ...I've been working on this case for years... anarchywalrus: ...h-how dare...how dare you... anarchywalrus: YOU IMBECILE! anarchywalrus: THE ORANGE JUICE DEALERS HELPED SO MANY SEALS ESCAPE WALRUS JAIL! aichiru: s...seals...? anarchywalrus: SEALS. THE DISGUSTING CREATURES. anarchywalrus: THE WALRI WERE OUT OF WORK, TOO. iHerd: hm. Kairix3: I'm sorry! anarchywalrus: BECAUSE WHEN THE SEALS CAME OUT OF WALRUS JAIL iHerd ATE THEM anarchywalrus: JUST. anarchywalrus: JUST FORGET IT. anarchywalrus: ;n; anarchywalrus: O.O anarchywalrus: i-iHerd anarchywalrus: n-no anarchywalrus: n-no... iHerd: Y-YES anarchywalrus: I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE iHerd: >:L anarchywalrus: -rips off costume- anarchywalrus: I AM AN ORANGE JUICE DEALER, OKAY? iHerd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA iHerd: NO anarchywalrus: I WANTED TO FIND MY FAMILY. iHerd: NOOOOOOOOOO iHerd: But iHerd: Mary wanted you to be a WALRUS iHerd: NOT AN ORANGE JUICE DEALER anarchywalrus: i...i tried! anarchywalrus: i tried, okay? anarchywalrus: I TRIED TO BE A WALRUS. iHerd: WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY HER anarchywalrus: BUT I COULDN'T DO IT anarchywalrus: I'M TERRIBLE I KNOW anarchywalrus: BUT iHerd: OH GOD anarchywalrus: MARY HAD IT COMING anarchywalrus: SHE....SHE... iHerd: But what about little johnny iHerd: SHE DIDN'T anarchywalrus: SHE DRANK THE FORBIDDEN GRAPE CIDER! iHerd gasps anarchywalrus: b-but...johnny.... iHerd: Johnny... anarchywalrus: what Johnny didn't know wouldn't hurt him. iHerd: He didn't deserve your orange juice escapades anarchywalrus: ...i know...
