fawfay2
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SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down 2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face 7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk 9 don t use any punctuation 10. Sing along at the opera 11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day 13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party cause your not in the mood 14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run 4 your lives, they're loose!!" 17. When you're in the elevator with other people, go real close with a goofy smile, and say something really gross about yourself. It dosn't even have to be true. 18. When you go into a public bathroom, go look into each stall till you get to the end, and do it over and over... if other people are there. 19. Finally, when you find a stall in the public bathroom, drop a marble into the toilet and scream "I DROPPED MY GLASS EYE!!" 20. AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE. ---------------- StraySheepo: i cant believe ths is iscribble geoffptrsn: lol Pawn: I can't believe it's not butter. Pawn: crimz, tell me this is butter. crimz: this is butter Pawn: now THAT I can believe. fawfay2: I can believe this doesn't make any sense Pawn: what doesn't make sense? fawfay2: this is madness, this is sparta, but definitely not butter Pawn: I can't believe it. Pawn: ... I just can't believe it. ----------------------- KUDZU entered this board. Guile.: are you man enough to fight with me? KUDZU switched to the lobby. shuhei: were u talking to someone Guile? Guile.: I just scared off KUDZU... ____________________ Sky.: انا اسمي فواز Ms.Samus. shrugs. Ms.Samus.: SCRIBBLY LINEZ. Pit-Kun: Ohmai Ms.Samus.: does that mean sexmeup? animenovice: my little bro got moose pjs Ms.Samus.: xD Triforce: XDDDDDD Pit-Kun: LOL _______________
