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Doomy.: pissdoms. Rennniiii entered this board. Rennniiii: Soup? :o Lex.: No, peanut butter. Pikapocalypse entered this board. Lex.: LOOK IT'S A PEOPLE. Dragg: lol ok Dragg: Hi People!! Pikapocalypse: hai im a people :DDD Dragg: Hehe Lex.: XDD Most times I say that, they don't play along. They run. Dragg: well this one is nice Lex.: XD Pikapocalypse: lol Pikapocalypse: ima not a rude people :) Lex.: I'ma impatient people. Lex.: 8| Pikapocalypse: me too's ._. Gauze.: I have a DSlite and it suuuuucks Gauze.: the connection ssuususususususckcks Gauze.: i was a DSi. Gauze.: .. Gauze.: want* MirukuIsMad: YOU WERE A DSI. Gauze.: I WAS Gauze.: BUT THAT WAS Gauze.: A LONG TIME AGO Gauze.: ...NOW I'M A 360. Kirein entered this board. Lex.: Yeah. XD FirebenderRook: XDDD Lex.: HEY PEOPLE. Lex.: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. Kirein switched to the lobby. FirebenderRook: ... FirebenderRook: XDDDD Lex.: LOLOLOL FirebenderRook: NICE WORK THAR Lex.: Y THANK YA. bizzster entered this board. M0nk is uncomfortable now Lex.: Dude. I suck on my tablet pen because I like to imagine it. Lex.: BLISS. Lex.: I MEAN BIZZ. M0nk in a good way, lol Lex.: YOU'RE BACK. RookAru: I want to go to that supermarket RookAru: They have RookAru: DANCING. WEINERS. Lex.: WHY Lex.: IS Lex.: MY Lex.: TABLET Lex.: NOT Lex.: WORKING. Lex.: >8C RookAru: BECAUSE RookAru: YOU RookAru: KEEP RookAru: ONE RookAru: LINING RookAru: POSTS RookAru: If you have a leash too RookAru: I will RookAru: eat RookAru: your RookAru: ... RookAru: FACE. Lex.: I do. Lex.: IT matches. RookAru: ... RookAru: .......... RookAru: *EATSYOURFACE* RookAru: BETCH. Lex. has her face eaten RookAru: Tastes like RookAru: .. RookAru: DANCING WEINER Lex.: *swings the leash* You know you want me. ;D ta-bjo signed out. Ladybug101 entered this board. Miruku.: IF YOU Miruku.: EVER Miruku.: TOUCH MY ASS Miruku.: I'LL EAT YOU. Ladybug101 switched to the lobby. MirukuIsPissed: *was checking her dinosaur old private boards* ....when did I make a board called Blarf? .___.;; RookAru: ... long long ago, when dinosaurs still ruled the earth, a little girl named Lex stumbled across a board. She loved this board, and affectionately named it 'Blarf.' RookAru: The end. EGSecurity entered this board. RookAru: XDDD Lexie.: Back. EGSecurity: ... RookAru: You should beee EGSecurity: What did I just click into? RookAru: Yo yo yo Lexie.: Your mom. RookAru: Sex den RookAru: wanna buy some weed? EGSecurity: My mom is uglier. EGSecurity: Weed? RookAru: ..wait EGSecurity: Sure. RookAru: TOO BAD. We only do crack in here. Lexie.: .....this was a failed scare. Lovely. Miruku.: Norton popped up with the monthly report and it got rid of THREE high risk viruses. ._.;; RookAru: YAY RookAru: I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY MOM, MY SISTER, M DOG Ta-bjo: and me? C: RookAru: WHO MADE THIS ALL POSSIBLE Miruku.: LOL. RookAru: BECAUSE TOGETHER RookAru: WE. WILL. BEAT. AIDS. lava1o entered this board. Erodus3385: with carrots Erodus3385: oh hello there lava1o switched to the lobby. Lexie.: They don't really taste like tacos. Kinda like just spicy cheese. Fff. xD Lexie.: THE BAG LIED. >:I RookAru: LOL XD RookAru: Or was it the tacos..? RookAru: Find out in the next exciting installment of.. LEX'S LUNCH RookAru: DUNDUNDUN Ta-bjo: why not just say master? XP RookAru: Because... because shut up deersoup: everyone go to layer 3 deersoup: i wanna make a bg armykat: ok, mom deersoup: stfu Cerejah-cherry entered this board. Doomy.: penis. Lexie.: Buttsex. Doomy.: tits. ta-bjo: you want it? eue Cerejah-cherry switched to the lobby. Lexie.: LOLOLOL. Doomy.: LOLOL. RookAru: Rockksss RookAru: Rock hard RookAru: e__e Chrono.: O_O Doomy.: ....Lovely. Lexie.: That's nice. RookAru: YOU GUYS ARE SO GROSS FOR THINKING THAT RookAru: EW Lexie.: U kno u liek eet. Chrono.: A submarine; Long hard and full of seamen Lexie.: FUCK MY ASS HURTS LIKE A BITCH. FUCKITY FUCK. >8U Doomy.: SHE ON HER PERIOD Doomy.: YOU KNOW Lexie.: YES Lexie.: AND I FEEL LIKE BITCHING. Lexie.: >8C Doomy.: THAT TIME OF THE MONTH THAT MOTHER NATURE BITES YOU IN THE ASS Doomy.: ....LITERALLY Lexie.: LOLOL. Rekkusu: XDD Tama...: shut up and keep writing XD Rekkusu: OH FUCK YOU. :'C *runs off to Word* Landen: knock knock Rekkusu: Hmm? Landen: knock knock Rekkusu: Who's there. XD Landen: Canada. :3 Rekkusu: Canada who. Landen: Exactly Rekkusu: .........FFF. Stereo.Sound entered this board. Lexie.: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-- Stereo.Sound switched to the lobby. Lexie.: :D Edo-Kun: Hello~Anyone know of someone who has the username of Danval11? They got banned and I am trying to find them on another account. Lexie.: .....no. Lexie.: Dude, that's a chance of 1 in 498535734875875347 you'll find that person. Get out. :| Chrono.: wow lex Edo-Kun: Well there is still a chance then Lexie.: I feel liek being a bitch tonight. So fuck me. :| Edo-Kun: And I Wil find them if its the last thing I do Lexie.: Lovely. Lexie.: Go do that then. Lexie.: You obviously have no life if the "last thing you do" is searching for a perso nwho probably didn't make another account. RookAru: You sound like a charcater from Scooby Doo, Edo Kun RookAru: AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS RookAru: AND YOUR DOG Lexie.: LOL. Lexie. high fives Rook Edo-Kun switched to the lobby. Lexie.: TROLOLOL. Urch: BUUUURN RookAru: PMSing = Time to check Java website! :D RookAru: It'd be like a reminder Doomy.: XDD DelightiBitch: Well, unless you're me. I can go 2-3 months without my period. FFFFFUU. DelightiBitch: XDDD Doomy.: ........that..WOULD work. |D Ta-bjo: XD RookAru: Ahh lcuky betchh Ta-bjo: then remind me of stuff :3 DelightiBitch: FFF. RookAru: *lucky Doomy.: I get mine almost every month. its rare that its late for me :I DelightiBitch: But then they catch up with me and last the entire month. :| RookAru: See, I'm open minded! RookAru: Meh ;A; Doomy.: O.o Oh god. DelightiBitch: These pads are hurting my ass because I've been wearign them for 3 weeks now. >8U *Dies* Doomy.: FFFF D: Doomy.: USE Doomy.: A RookAru: Blarghh Doomy.: TAMPON DelightiBitch: NO. Doomy.: DAMNIT. DelightiBitch: NONONONONONONO. DelightiBitch: 8C RookAru: WHY Doomy.: FFFFFFFF. Doomy.: THEY DONT HURT DelightiBitch would be scarred for life DelightiBitch: BECAUSE DelightiBitch: IT Doomy.: AND YOU DONT HAVE TO CHANGE EM AS OFTEN. DelightiBitch: IS DelightiBitch: GROSS. Doomy.: PADS ARE WORSE. DelightiBitch: |8C DelightiBitch: I DON'T THINK THEY ARE. XDD RookAru: I use both XD Doomy.: ......and you can actually flush them down the fucking toilet. :I RookAru: Pftttt XDDDD Doomy. slaughters her chihuahua. DelightiBitch is a loser and has never even seen a tampon . .n. Doomy.: FFFF. Doomy.: ...the ones I buy are pretty :D DelightiBitch: YEAH. :C RookAru: LOL XD Doomy. is killed DelightiBitch: ....that's nice. DelightiBitch: XDDDDD RookAru: Pearlll? XD Doomy.: Thank you. Doomy.: No :C RookAru: TAMPAX PEARL RookAru is killed DelightiBitch: Something that goes up yo ass is pretty....lovely. DelightiBitch: XDDD Doomy.: I USE KOTEX BETCH U:< Doomy.: :D RookAru: FFFFFFF Doomy.: TECHNICALLY Doomy.: ITS NOT YOUR ASS RookAru: BUT TAMPAX STOPS MOTHER NATURE'S GIFT DelightiBitch: Kotex products give me a rash. I'm serious. XD I tried using their pads and I get this bad painful rash....everywhere. :C RookAru: SEE Doomy.: FFUUU- RookAru: TAMPAX IS BETTER Doomy.: BUTBUTBUT DelightiBitch: I use a brand called Always Maxi. XDD Doomy.: THEY COME IN 96796576967 DIFFERENT COLORS Doomy.: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LOVE THAT Doomy.: DUDE. RookAru can't believe she's arguing about sanitary towels XD Ta-bjo sits here and don't understand a thing e.e Doomy.: LOL. DelightiBitch: LOLOL. DelightiBitch is dying of laughter irl RookAru: XDDDDDD RookAru: BECAUSE TAMPAX RookAru: STOP RookAru: MOTHER Doomy. is too RookAru: NATURE'S RookAru: GIFT DelightiBitch: This....is SO fuckinggoing in my accoutn description. XDD Ta-bjo: OKAY Doomy.: TAMPAX CAN SUCK A DICK Doomy.: KOTEX IS THE SHIT Doomy.: BETCH RookAru: THEY LOOK LIKE DICKS RookAru: SO EVERYBODY WINS Doomy.: ...KOTEX LOOKS LIKE... DelightiBitch: XDDDDDDD Doomy.: a very tiny dick. DelightiBitch: Justin Bieber's dick. RookAru: IT'S CALLED A NIBBLET DelightiBitch shuts up Ta-bjo guesses that this is'nt something I should be thinking of e.e RookAru: SWEET. NIBBLETS. Doomy.: ...... RookAru: SEE? Ta-bjo: LOL JUSTIN BIEBER XD DelightiBitch: LOL. Doomy.: Lovely, Lex. RookAru: XDDDD DelightiBitch: :D DelightiBitch: My definition of "tampon": Butt plug. Nuff said. DelightiBitch: Literally. ^ Doomy.: ...LOVELY. DelightiBitch: LOL. RookAru: "A Guide to Periods, by Lex, Doomy and Rook! Oh yeah, and Tama was kind of just..there" XDD DelightiBitch: .....now the thought of me going up to Gail saying "HEY, MOM, I WANT TO GET A SEX CHANGE. GOT $500?! :D" Doomy.: THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH OUR DICK, WASH OUR DICK, WASH OUR DICK. DelightiBitch: LOL. RookAru: OMG XDDDDDD Ta-bjo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Doomy.: THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH OUR DICK Doomy.: EARLY IN THE MORNING Ta-bjo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DelightiBitch: XDDDDDDD RookAru: XDDDDDDDDDDD Doomy.: XDDD DelightiBitch: "DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" everywhere. Ta-bjo: to many "XD"s DelightiBitch: XDDDDD Ta-bjo: XD Ta-bjo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Ta-bjo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DelightiBitch: XDDDDDDDDDD RookAru: PENIS Doomy.: XDDDDDDDDDD DelightiBitch: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Ta-bjo: PINGAS Doomy.: BUTTSEX Ta-bjo: MAHBOI RookAru: AWYEAH DelightiBitch: SHITFLAVOREDCONDOMS. DelightiBitch: IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAME IN A BOTTLE AND MY MOTHER BOUGHT IT. |8C Masked entered this board. RookAru: And bananas Masked switched to the lobby. Doomy.: ROOK. Doomy.: LOL. YOU SHOULD WEAR THIS TO PROM. http://www.milanoo.com/Dark-Red-Satin-Cotton-Sweet-Lolita-Dress-p51016.html RookAru signed out. LEXIEBITCH: ...........you killed her. Doomy.: fufuu. huh entered this board. huh: And this is why roleplays were banned. huh switched to the lobby. Lexie. whispers to huh: Trolololol. Lexie.: BECAUSE I HAVE HOMO ECONOMICS. Lexie.: I MEAN HOME. Lexie.: WHATEVER. Lexie.: SAME MEANING. Lexie.: >:C RookAru: NOW YOUR HAPLESS BODIES SHALL BE MINE... MIIIINEEEEE Chrono.: I WANT A PIE RookAru: THE STRAW IS DROWWNNING FuckYou: Mine is that ugly baby pink color with white writing that says "Bama Princess" and a crown in yellow on it. jgkndfjgfdg-- I got it like 5 years ago. Ta-bjo: OBAMA PRINCESS? XD Bloodr4v3n entered this board. Sarabazzar: HOLOLOLOLO Bloodr4v3n switched to the lobby. Lexie.: FDGDFGWR#%$E Lexie.: WHY Lexie.: WILL Lexie.: THIS FUCKING DOCUMENT Lexie.: NOT Lexie.: FUCKING Lexie.: OPEN. Lexie. rages RookAru: BECAUSE... BECAUSE RookAru takes a deep breath RookAru: SHUT UP Hatred: Aren't we pretty and colorful. lol yesofcourse entered this board. Hatred: I like everything else, Because there's only 2 things I love. Zarry: MLP seems to be stronger than the FBI XD Fluttershy.: Ikr. XD Zarry: That's actually so funny XD Zarry: ... But at the same time kind of scary Zarry: oAo Zarry: Like, imagine the paedophiles we could be protecting without realizing Zarry: OIR Zarry: OR Zarry: OR Zarry: OR Zarry: THE UM Zarry: CUPCAKES Zarry: WE COULD BE KEEPING Zarry: FROM UM Zarry: OBAMA Zarry: YEAH Fluttershy.: LOLOLOLOL. Zarry: =u= Fuck presidents, they can get their own luvzMelody entered this board. Fluttershy.: Ello~ luvzMelody switched to the lobby. Fluttershy.: I SWEAR-- Fluttershy.: YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME. OHMY entered this board. OHMY: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS.. 5? OHMY: GROW UP! OHMY switched to the lobby. Fluttershy. whispers to OHMY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fQSBC4Ids&feature=related Cyboarg entered this board. Cyboarg switched to the lobby. Fluttershy. whispers to cyboarg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fQSBC4Ids&feature=related Cyboarg entered this board. Cyboarg: ;n; that scared me Fluttershy. whispers to kumiaru.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fQSBC4Ids&feature=related Kumiaru. whispers: OHGOD DUN KILL MEEEE XD Ta-bjo: that's so rude saying that we are completely into sexual socialty... yush we are eue RookAru: XDDD Lexie.: LOLOL. Cat..: o.O XD Ta-bjo: ahum Ta-bjo: are'nt we? Ta-bjo: XD Lexie.: Yes. XD Cat..: I sure am not... XD RookAru: WHAT'S SEX RookAru: WHATISTHAT Ta-bjo: ITS FUN :3 Lexie.: YOU'RE 16 AND WHAT IS THIS SEX YO USPEAK OF. Lexie.: XDDD Ta-bjo: WANNA TRY?! Ta-bjo: XDDDD Cat..: Let's get out of here, Keikitteh. Cat..: o.O Lexie.: :D Lexie.: :D Lexie.: :D Lexie.: :D Lexie.: :D Keikitty: :o Keikitty: 'kay Cat..: Spam friggin much? Lexie.: Yes. Lexie.: :D JennyRocks entered this board. Ta-bjo: BONER WRAPPING AROUND EVERYONE RookAruu: Can I lick your face? :D JennyRocks switched to the lobby. Miruku.: BECAUSE IT'S SHIT. RookAru: Good enough reason 8D Miruku.: Yes. RookAruu: "I'm lesbian!" "...apparently there's a movie about a dog and a dolphin who fall in love..." RookAruu: Lesbians = dogs and dolphins falling in love, Banana = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle yoghurt Ta-bjo falls asleep =u= Ta-bjo: zzzz RookAru: XD RookAru: NEDC RookAru: You're so cuttteeeee <333 RookAru glomps Ta-bjo: mwehehehe x3 <3333 RookAru: <333333 Miruku.: LOVEY DOVEY SHIT. Miruku.: IT BURNSSSS. Ta-bjo: what's more manly than two men fucking? :D Miruku.: Three men fucking. Miruku.: "*in chat* HNGGGGGGGG" "*on board* WOOOO~" What the shit did I miss. Miruku.: YOU GUYS TOOK DRUGS WITHOUT ME. FRIENDSHIP MEANS NOTHING ANYMOREEEE. *emocries* Pitch-: wb sexie Pitch-: i mean lexie Lexie.: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU Lexie. explodes Ta-bjo: CHOCOLATE PUDDING Ta-bjo signed out. Bluueee entered this board. Lexie.: >8B Bluueee switched to the lobby. KayaAngel whispers: SEXAH LEXAH jasonslv entered this board. RookAru: ... DOG AND DOLPHIN SEX jasonslv switched to the lobby. RookAru: THIS HOUSE HAS TOO MANY BISCUITS FOR ME NOT TO BE FAT Ahutchison entered this board. Miruku.: XD RookAru: AHH THIS SONG Miruku.: HELLO RookAru: SO NOSTALGIC Miruku.: RUN FOR YO LIFE PERSON. Miruku.: :DD Miruku.: BECAUSE WE'RE Miruku.: PSYCHO DESSUUU RookAru: WE WILL SMOTHER YOU IN MUTATAED TITTIES RookAru: HOLOLOLL Miruku.: DESU Miruku.: DESU Miruku.: DESU Miruku.: DESU Miruku.: DESU Miruku.: TITS Miruku.: DESU RookAru: SUGGOOIII Miruku.: DESU RookAru: LOL Miruku.: :D RookAru: There is a high level of intellectual eloquency in here RookAru: As you can see Miruku.: Yes. RookAru: BYE BABEZ CALL ME <3 Miruku.: So much intectultes elecrtisity. Miruku.: <3 RookAru: HOLOLOL XD Ahutchison switched to the lobby. Miruku.: That Miruku.: was RookAru: 8'D Miruku.: awesome Miruku.: XD RookAru Lex has a snail fetish RookAru: THAT MAKES IT REAL RookAru: Lol yay 8'D Miruku.: LOL RookAru: Snail fetish <3 RookAru: Mmmhmm Miruku.: I used to breed snails Miruku.: so Miruku.: i guess so. Miruku.: XDD Miruku.: ..... Miruku.: PIGS Miruku.: IN Miruku.: MY Miruku.: FUCKING RookAru: ANUS Spacecore: that dragon. . . has arms. . .? SuperEeyore: Yes, most animals have the tendency to devolop those limbs, I noticed. Lexie.: ...I'm a noob for fangirling over pixelated wolves that hate me. Alice. entered this board. RookAru: Knock knock who's there? It's me. Wondering why you're not naked. Alice.: O.O Miruku.: LOLOLOL Miruku.: That was a warning. Miruku.: Now leave RookAru: I wanna see your bum I don't care what you say, no I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay Miruku.: before the real thing comes out. Miruku.: :D Alice. switched to the lobby. Miruku.: LOLOLOL RookAru: XDDDDDDDDDDDD Oedipusrex entered this board. Miruku.: I Miruku.: NEED Miruku.: CHILI. Oedipusrex switched to the lobby. Lexie.: SO WHAT'S YO UOPINION ON SHOW ROOMS? *holds micorphone infront of Rook* Ta-bjo: yeah Rook tell us *gets notepad* RookAru: UMM RookAru: DICKS. THANK YOU. RookAru: Ohh,and titties RookAru: Lots.. and lots...of titties RookAru drools all over microphone Ta-bjo: hmmmmm such deep touching words *writes down Lexie.: I put a hole in the ground, poured water in it, and pushed a chicken under. It started to drown, shit an egg, then died. Ta-bjo: "HI PLUTO!" RookAru: "H- WAIT, SHIT I'M A PLANET, I MEAN..." *planet noises* Lexie.: I just hit a chicken with it's own egg. Lexie.: And the egg made another chicken. Lexie.: Which proccedded to attack it's parent. RookAru: .... RookAru: You just divided by zero Ta-bjo: ANGRY FROGS IN SPACE Doomy.: IF YOU DIE Doomy.: BEFORE I DIE Doomy.: EVERYONE DIES. Doomy.: END OF STORY. MayaFields is killed Doomy.: ...^ AGREED. Maya.Finch: I want to watch One Peice, but I cant a virus free plae to watch it. >:C Maya.Finch: place* Maya.Finch shoots her keyboard, then eats it RookAru goes in defence mode RookAru: HAHA RookAru: FUCK THE POLICE Ta-bjo: FFFFF MY CARDS DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING Lexie.: Now I just imagined Rook with the eyes, anettae, and wings of a moth life "FUCK YOU, I'M A MOTH." Ta-bjo: WHY AM I TALKING TO CARDS?! RookAru: LOLOLOLOL RookAru is dying Ta-bjo: XDDD Lexie.: /ME IS TOO System: You entered an unknown command. Lexie. is too Lexie.: XDD Ta-bjo: I would take a picture of that Lexie.: Hello, Account Description. <3 Lexie.: XDD RookAru: FUCK THAT, MOTHS DON'T TAKE PICTURES FOR NO MOTHERFUCKER Lexie.: Technically Lexie.: you wouldn't have ot take ap icture Lexie.: it'd be taken of you. RookAru: .... RookAru: Lex Ta-bjo: XD RookAru: LEX. Lexie.: :D RookAru: FUCK YOU. I AM. A MOTH. Ta-bjo: Random old lady: "Somebody help me I'm being robbed!!" Lexie.: I'm getting milk. Brb. Lexie.: Go fuck a chicken RookAru looks up from fucking turkey RookAru: What? You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Apples Stranger: oranges You: Pears Stranger: bananas You: tomatos Stranger: cucumbers You: mint Stranger: toothpaste You: Unicorns You: there I win. You have disconnected. Genlove whispers: Hey hey hey it's magic Genlove whispers: you knnnoooo-o-o Genlove whispers: NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOOLLLDDD Genlove whispers: I'm Myavulpix Myavulpix whispers: Sure! Myavulpix whispers: LOL WHOOPS Myavulpix whispers: I'm Genlove Genlove whispers: I'm Myavulpix Yoler whispers to Myavulpix: ....I don't-- *head explodes* Genlove: THAT DONT WORK InsuranceAgent: YES IT DOES. InsuranceAgent: SHUT UP. AureliaCen whispers to hunter.: Invited. AureliaCen whispers to genlove: GET IN HERE. yara: I HAVE DRUGGGS *throws ibprofen everywhere* yara: I CAN'T TELL IF THIS MOTHER FUCKER'S PISSED, HAPPY, HIGH AS HELL. yara: HE'S PROBABLY ALL FUCKING THREE. yara: DAD, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU DRAGGING INTO THE BACKYARD. crow: Alright, I'm going to stop reading that before I give into this overwhelming urge to clear out a space in my room and try to run up the wall. crow: BECAUSE I KNOW THAT WILL NOT END WELL. yara: IT'S GONE FROM DESU PUZZLES AND MEWACLES AND FEELS TO FUCKING CALL OF DUTY WITH PUZZLES. yara: OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. FIND YOUR INNER CHILD AND COME UP WITH A PLOT FOR THIS- crow: Yeah, you do that. I'm going to go get some goldfish. Brb. yara: FUCK YOU THEN. yara: "Sometime's it's good to think outside the box!" NIGGA THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX IS FOR ASIANS, I'M A DUMB WHITE WHORE. THE FUCK YOU WANT FROM ME. randall: NIGGA THEY COULD HAVE FOUND AN ABANDONED BUILDING OR SOME SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, BUT NO, BITCH NIGGAS HAD TO GO HELLA BUMMY AND SHIT WITH THEIR CAVERNS AND SHIT- *flips table* Renee: I'M SOBBING LIKE A BITCH ON HER PERIOD AND YOU LOOK LIKE SATAN. Crow- whispers to WrongNumber: 4 AM trollin' the boards as BUTTERKNIFE. DA NA NA NA NA WrongNumber: FUCK THIS SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCING BULLSHIT Renee: So Dashia could be like "NIGGA YOU TRYNA ARREST ME?" and sibling rivalry and BEAT THAT ASS. Renee: Bronev is an old bitch nigga from Targent, gais. > BRERNERV ERS ERN ERLD BERTCH NERG FRERM TERGERNT, GERS. Renee: GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE Renee: Getting arrested > "OH HELL NO YOU NIGGAS GOT ME FUCKED UP- >8U" "ER HERL NER U NERGERS GERT MAH FERCKERD ERP" I just- Renee: THIS IS PROOF THAT I HAVE NO LIFE. Renee: STOP SNORTING COCAINE AND GET OFF YOUR ASS. Lex: You're Randall, I'm Simon, and Luke's on a leash. Lex: ALRIGHT THEN. Matt: What are you doing besides running your yap? Robert: Uh.... *holds up peices to the ceiling fan* .___. Matt: IF YOU CAN BIRTH A BABY, MR. NURSE, I THINK YOU CAN PUT TOGETHER A CEILING FAN. Renee: I'M TYPING Renee: SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR GUN AND YOUR PUPPIES AND JEWS AND UNICORNS AND DICKS- Renee: *jumps on the table and points at Bronev* AND FUCK YOU TOO BITCH, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP MY ASS. Renee: NOW I SEE I CANT RELY ON YOU BITCH NIGGAS AND ALL I GOT IS THIS FUCKING CAT. *holds up Princess* Renee: The US is like one big ass hypocritical, strict, sadistic fucking parent that likes to make your life hell. Renee: COME AT ME, HATERS. I'LL BEAT YOU ALL TO DEATH WITH THE LAYTONMOBILE THEN DUMP YOUR REMAINS ALL OVER MY MOTHER'S HOUSE. Crow-: I'M SITTING HERE DRAWING A MALE GAME CHARACTER IN A SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORM AND I HAVE A FIC OPEN IN WORD THAT INVOLVES A TINY PERSON GETTING FINGER RAPED AND EATEN. Crow-: I'M AS CORRUPTED AS THEY COME. Lex-: ....question. Lex-: How do you hide in a corner. Lex-: IT'S A CORNER. Renee: BITCH I AM MAGICAL. Renee: ....Which just reminded me of that one time where Rosie tried to talk me into coming to church with her dressed all slutty with a baby doll in my arms that looks real and tie a rope around its neck and start swinging it around and have it scream and shit and I'm like "I HEAR THE VOICES!!!" Renee: God that would have been interesting- Renee: I think we're the only ones here who were like "*spits drank everywhere* THE FUCK YOU MEAN THEY'RE ALL RELATED--" c: Me: On TV: "Yeah, Mr. Reinel came earlier." Me: *whirls around in this motherfucking chair to look and nearly falls out* Me: Oh my god, I suck at life so bad. Me: Me to guys irl: BITCH, YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME? YOU WANNA FUCK WITH /ME/? I WILL FUCK YOU UP SO BAD YOUR /GRANDKIDS/ GON FEEL IT AND NO ONE'S GON BE HAPPY, AIGHT? Me to the guys in PL: gfdihgfjgfj CB *molesty touchy feely bitch rapist* Me: "Do you want a cookie or a slice of cake?" "Yes." Me: THAT IS NOT A VALID QUESTION. Me: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN. Renee: SO BASICALLY IN THIS THE WHOLE OF USA IS FUCKING BUBBLEWRAP LAND.
