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http://rintsuart.tumblr.com http://kiddo32.deviantart.com [02:47] Milla: I'd like a penis forever [02:47] Milla: but I'd still be female Lintz: Old Godzilla was hopping around. Jaques: Tokyo city like a big playground Lintz: When suddenly Batman burst from the shade Jaques: And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Lintz: Godzilla got pissed and began to attack. Jaques: But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Lintz: Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu Jaques: When Aaron Carter came out of the blue. Lintz: And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Jaques: Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile. Lintz: But before he could make it back to the Batcave Jaques: Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave Lintz: And took an AK47 out from under his hat Jaques: And blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat Lintz: But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Jaques: Because Optimus Prime came to save the day. Lintz: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Jaques: OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Lintz: GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS Jaques: AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE Lintz: AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE Jaques: I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE Lintz: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Jaques: OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Lintz: Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Jaques: Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime. Lintz: Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track Jaques: Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back Lintz: Batman was injured and trying to get steady Jaques: When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete Lintz: But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Jaques: Indiana Jones took him out with his whip. Lintz: Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind Jaques: And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find. Lintz: 'Cos Batman stole it and he shot and he missed Jaques: Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist. Lintz: And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault Jaques: While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault. Lintz: Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air Jaques: then they both got hit with a Care-Bear Stare. Lintz: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Jaques: OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Lintz: GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS Jaques: AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. Lintz: AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE Jaques: I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE Lintz: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Jaques: OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Lintz: The angels sang out in immaculate chorus Jaques: Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Lintz: Who delivered a kick that could shatter bones Jaques: Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Lintz: Who fell down on the ground writhing in pain Jaques: As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne Lintz: But Chuck saw through his clever disguise Jaques: and crushed Batman's head in between his thighs Lintz: THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE Jaques: AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT Lintz: AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE Jaques: AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JOMBIE THE GEANIE Lintz: ROBO COP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK, DARTH VADER Jaques: LO PAN SUPERMAN Lintz: EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER Jaques: BILL S. PRESTON, AND THEODORE LOGAN Lintz: SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN Jaques: ALL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST Lintz: BLEW NORRIS AWAY AND HIS COWBOY ASS Jaques: IT WAS THE BLOODIEST BATTLE THE WORLD EVER SAW Lintz: WITH PEDESTRIANS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE Jaques: THE FIGHT RAGED ON FOR A CENTURY Lintz: MANY LIVES WERE CLAIMED, BUT EVENTUALLY Jaques: THE CHAMPION STOOD, THE REST SAW THEIR BETTER Lintz: MR. ROGERS IN A BLOOD STAINED SWEATER Jaques: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Lintz: OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Jaques: GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXPLOSIONS Lintz: AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE Jaques: AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE Lintz: I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE Jaques: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Lintz: (THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN) Jaques: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Lintz: (THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN) Jaques: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Lintz: OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Lyncesca: as i just extracted a huge spot. President.Nixon: yes same here lol Ugly.: Yo Sweet.Light: Yo butt.: yo Ugly.: ...Oh snap. Butt. And Ugly. In the same board. Ugly.: :| Sweet.Light: AHAHA butt.: LOL butt.: lets combine our powersss! Ugly.: I like this coincidence. butt.: indeed.
