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There, right there Look at that tan, well tinted skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh please, he's gay, totally gay I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate The totally straight expatriate This guy's not gay, I say, not gay That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically medically fay? But look at his quoft and crispy locks Look at his silk translucent socks There's the eternal paradox Look, what we're seeing, what are we seeing? Is he gay? Of course, he's gay or European? Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European? Well, hey don't look at me You see, they bring their boys up Different in those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports In shiny shirts and tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks They will say things like, "Ciao, bella" While they kiss you on both cheeks Oh please Gay or European? So many shades of gray Depending on the time of day, the French go either way Is he gay or European or live right there? Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetro jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically Certainly, curtainly, genetically, medically gay? Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay Dammit, gay or European? So stylish and relaxed Is he gay or European? I think his chest is waxed But they bring their boys up different There it's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code Yet, his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy toed Gay or European? So many shades of gray But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro? Wait a minute Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try The floor is yours So, Mr. Argitacos This alleged affair with Ms. Windam Has been going on for? Two years And your first name again is? Nicos And your boyfriend's name is? Carlos I'm sorry, I misunderstand You say boyfriend I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my best friend You bastard, you lying bastard That's it, I no cover for you, no more Peoples, I have a big announcement This man is gay and European Whoa, and neither is his place You've got to stop your being a completely closet case It's me, not her he's seein' No matter what he say I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way You are so gay, you big parfait You flaming boy in cabaret I'm straight You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's gay and European He's gay and European He's gay and European and gay Fine okay, I'm gay Hooray
