tulip123
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i saw the aliens too Random stuff .... Dragonfly.Lime is bored Pinket switched to the lobby. chii.. switched to the lobby. Dragonfly.Lime: when I speak people leave Dragonfly.Lime: I think I have found a job Dragonfly.Lime waits for more people to leave wonderzzz doesnt want to leave D: Dragonfly.Lime waits for the newcommers to come and leave chii.. entered this board. Dragonfly.Lime: meep chii.. switched to the lobby. Dragonfly.Lime: hehe that worked ^^ I\\'m unhappy with you. 541399727997 ~ QUEEKY ~ Tulip123: Hii Donnie: Hello guest Tulip123: The guest isn't talking Donnie: Have you tried the standard methods? Tulip123: Huh? Donnie: Cleave? Screwdriver? Tulip123: I used a knife Guest822: Sup Donnie: That's what we'd like to ask you, agent822 Donnie: "sup" Tulip123: Hmmm Donnie: Not talking again, huh. Guest822: Aye Guest822: Just at work having a slack attack. Donnie: He's having a what, detective Lilly? Tulip123: I may have to look that one up in the dictionary... Donnie: Sounds like bullshit to me. Guest822: Huh Donnie: Where are the nuclear weapon plans? Donnie: Huh?! Tulip123: Definition of SLACK : Slowness, sluggishness, or lack of energy. Guest822: Terroist Tulip123: Hmmm Donnie: Sounds like a definition one to me, and that's going to bite him in the ass in a minute!! Just tell us and it will all be over. Tulip123: Where did you hide the plan 822??? Donnie: Nothing. Pitiful Guest822: I hid them in your shoe. Guest822: That's the last place you would ever suspect. Guest822: Now take off your shoe. Donnie: D: Guest822: Goddammit take it off Guest822: Did you do it? Tulip123: I already have yout best friend locked away in the cupboard so you better start talking Guest822: I lied, there is nothing in there Guest822: Now you look like a fool Guest822: HA HA HA Donnie: No... This guy is good. Tulip123: Yes, maybe too good Donnie: Dectective Tulip here is a trianed interrogator, don't make this hard on yourself, Agent822 Guest822: and please let my minature indian friend out of the cupboard Donnie: Not until you tell us where the plans are. Guest822: Well I am a trained torture-ee Guest822: I can take whatever you dish Guest822: Even an axe to the crotch Donnie: D: Donnie: To good. Tulip123: This could be bad Guest822: very bad Donnie: Very bad. Donnie: Indeed. Tulip123: Hmmm. Guest822: Do not want to stain your new silk white shirt with blood. Guest822: Better just to let me go, then go to then lie down on the floor and kill yourselves. Guest822: Take your time, I'm a patient man. Donnie: Don't think. Tulip won't do it. Donnie: You're walking a thin line, agent. Donnie: This man could be very dangerous, we have to choose what we do with precuation. Guest822: Reinforcements will be here any minute. Tulip123: Oh shit! Donnie: You're bluffing Guest822: I lie not. Guest822: But Donnie: I can tell. Guest822: I offer you a way out Donnie: Oh? Guest822: But only one of you Donnie: I dare not to listen to a traitor of the state! Guest822: Tulip Donnie: How could they know you were here? Guest822: I will let you walk out of here alive Guest822: Unarmed Guest822: Also uharmed Donnie: Don't listen to him Det. Tulip Donnie: He's lying. Tulip123: I'd rather die. Guest822: Ok Guest822: Have it that way Guest822: Donnie Donnie: I knew you were a good woman Tulip. Donnie: Yes, traitor? Guest822: Tie up Tulip and torture her. Guest822: Last chance Donnie: Why would I torture her? Donnie: Seems a little pointless to me. Guest822: Do as I say and you'll live. Tulip123: I'm fine with torture =] Donnie: I would NEVER. Donnie: D: wtf detective?! Guest822: Mwahahahahaha Guest822: Smart Donnie: Where are you going with this? Guest822: Now untie me... Donnie: How about if we just kill you now? eh? Tulip123: We cannot untie you until we know where the plans are. Guest822: My people will never let you walk out alive Donnie: Oh right. Donnie: Yes, the plans Donnie: Where are they? Guest822: Will never tell Donnie: TELL US! Donnie: Tulip, do something Guest822: What are you going to do? Tulip123: I'm going to kill you friend in the cupboard if you don't tell us. Donnie: Now. Guest822: *spits on you both* Donnie: You're too good, but too cocky for your own good. Donnie: *bitch slaps you* Donnie: Take it. Guest822: That all you got? Tulip123: Dead kittens Donnie: Yes, it kinda is. Donnie: Oh but Det. Tulip here has more! Guest822: You hit like a girl Donnie: Let's not get into how I hit... Tulip! Donnie: Do something. Donnie: Cut him a new one. Tulip123: Now, give us the plans or I'm going to have to rape you. Donnie: She'll do it too. Donnie: She's nasty. Guest822: "oh no please don't" Guest822: ;) Tulip123: Oh and your friend in the cupboard, I'm going to rape him too, so you both get it. KO: lol. um, bye KO: XD Donnie: Oh detective KO, you're here in time to witness Detective Tulip rape this agent. Tulip123: You'll be screaming when I've finished with you. Donnie: Oh god Guest822: I hope you get this on film Donnie: I know. KO: lol Donnie: I will Guest822: Great Guest822: send me a copy Tulip123: Are you ready? Donnie: I have a camcorder. Guest822: Nice Guest822: Lights Donnie: *clicks it on* Guest822: Camera Guest822: RAPE Tulip123: I'm going to rape you so hard you give up the plans Donnie: It's true KO: lol who is the guest? XDD Donnie: Some guy who is slacking Tulip123: yep Donnie: And also a traitor to the state. KO: Nice, they should really get an account Donnie: I know KO: lol ;P Donnie: I'd friend them. KO: You'd rape them too Donnie: And bitch slap them KO: Same thing Donnie: Nah only Tulip does that Guitar Hero 6 username = MenosGrandeLiemm (wii)
