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Before you go getting your panties in a twist when I tell you there is no such thing as an original idea, read this quote. "Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is non-existent. And don't bother concealing your thievery- celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: "It's not where you take things from- it's where you take them to." -Jim Jarmusch http://emeraldwolf77.deviantart.com/ Looberry: Big kindly... moose. Looberry: :D GOD: lol GOD: i remember when i created the moose GOD: fun ays GOD: days* Looberry: I remember when your moose went extinct because I ATE IT. GOD: oo GOD: accidently on purpose theres a tornado coming for you Letsgo: the whole thing? Looberry: Accidentally on purpose I CRAPPED ON YOUR TORNADO. GOD: lol GOD: and you got thrown into the sky Letsgo: the whole thing accidentally Looberry: x] Looberry: And I battled you to the undeath and took over heaven Letsgo: wish i could get thrown into the sky Looberry: And made Jennor my right-hand woman. Letsgo: i\\'d be closer to godobis o3o jesus: leave my dad alone Looberry: LMFAO. alexberry: your names longer alexberry: capital L i think Lisaberry: Yep Lisaberry: But its the same number of letters Lisaberry: MAYbe Lisaberry: If SOMEone Lisaberry: Would CHANGE their first LETTER Lisaberry: Ahem alexberry: yeah sam Lisaberry: e.e Dragonsork: Quick, fill the room before they get back xD Dragonsork: Aw shit ;~; Sam.: hahhaha Lisaberry: Asshole. Lisaberry: Lol Sam.: epic fail Dragonsork: x3 LooburyBunny: Pepe is on her keyboard, so Jennor is speaking interweb speek Jennifer: whjikch mokvie LooburyBunny: ^ xxPancakes: poddy98 whispers: YOU STUPID IDIOT I HAD MY NAME IN THAT BOX! xxPancakes: are you retarded poddy98 switched to the lobby. cereal: i typoed /join darkgenis :x Loosuh: LOL Jeni: XD Loosuh: You would join his dark genis. Jeni: I typed /join BlackWidow ;D cereal: ... oooh wonderwhere my mind was Jennifer: hey you Jennifer: lisa Jennifer: you Jennifer: rite der Loosuh: Hey Loosuh: Wot wot Jennifer: lets go have hot hot sex Jennifer switched to the lobby. Loosuh: O: Loosuh: <.< Loosuh: >.> Loosuh runs TimmmieTurtle: OMG OBIS obis: omg TimmmieTurtle: GUESS WHAT obis: unicorn obis: !? TimmmieTurtle: No Loosuh: pegasus! obis: oh obis: WHAT TimmmieTurtle: IM MOVING TO MELBOURNE o3o obis: WHAWDF Jennifer: orly? obis: WHEN HOW WHO TimmmieTurtle: Not really obis: where obis: oh Jennifer: oh obis: oh obis: oh Jennifer: oh Loosuh: LOL TimmmieTurtle: I wanted to make you exited o3o Reynard goes back to humping lisa elly: lol Sketchpad: D: Reynard: BR BR BRRR Reynard: mhmhmh Sketchpad: AND WHO IS THIS "LISA?" Reynard: who else is in this board Sketchpad: DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED? Reynard: o-o Reynard: I am? Sketchpad: !!! Sketchpad: How could you forget our WEDDING? Sketchpad cries Sketchpad switched to the lobby. 5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 4 tablespoons flour 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) A small splash of vanilla extract 1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe) Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
