RudeWeasel

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Rude's (stupid) Blurb Corner- "Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn-surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and lurid porn-site of "hot XXX galore!", When I flicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. "Tis not possible," I muttered. "Give me back my free hardcore!" Quoth the server: "404." Teach me how to be a monster, show me how to roar, cuz I'm tired of being prey not knowing what I'm living for. Tired of holding it in, afraid of letting it out. Starting not to care who gets hurt in the process, curious what all this is even about. Loading up the karma gun, russian roulette just for fun, roll the demons' dice, but they've already won, victory doesn't matter, if you never see the sun.